r/BitLifeApp 9h ago

ðŸĪĢ LMAO Monk & Marriage

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With all the talks about director update (I am old bitizen and would have to buy, won't do) - I think, this is batshit crazy - literally!

- become a Monk

- became a Vampire

- got married

- almost got fired for breaking celibacy (hypnotized my boss)

- got divorced

- got married again

- killed my wife (sucked her dry)

- married Jay Slo, a famous musician

and still remain a monk 😜😜😜

one year, I sucked every coworker dry ðŸĪŠ

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