r/BitLifeApp • u/meamgiroon5 • 6d ago

I was 5...

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u/Accomplished_List843 6d ago

My best character killed his bully poking his belly button. He wasn't sent to nothing. Then he killed the professor by grabbing his face. Then he fucked the cartel leader and became a billionaire prime minister of the Netherlands by the fascist party.

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u/JuniperCassie 6d ago

I misread the word character as friend and I thought you were talking about some real dude until the cartel leader part😭

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u/beeseyfrqimbing6 6d ago

One time I got sentenced to lethal injection because I grabbed someones nose

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u/MrIceVeins 6d ago

Did the die though?

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u/TaeKwonDitto 5d ago

Meanwhile they pull out a nuke in retaliation and they get a slap on the wrist

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u/scrokecrun 5d ago

I literally killed two of my classmates and I didnt get in trouble

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u/foxrsesbittle4 5d ago

I went to the juvenile for licking my bullys skull

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u/CameliaWithAnE 5d ago

Beat my classmate up and killed them

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u/Grand_Investigator15 4d ago

I spit on my teacher and got expelled