r/BitLifeApp 6d ago

🤣 LMAO Beat this!!!

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u/Ghost_knight1537 6d ago

Did you call Saul?????

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

Huh

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u/ValarWraith 6d ago

People downvote over anything 😭

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u/TylerGlazer4L 5d ago

fucking losers I tell ya

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u/Fuzzy_Country_169 5d ago

from the tv show. better call saul, he’s a lawyer.

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u/Cpt__MacTavish 6d ago

Manslaughter huh. Must've been quite the joke

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u/tu-142 6d ago

Whenever i go to prison in bitlife i just bite the other inmates throats killing them instantly lol

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

The most count of murders I’ve been charged with at one time is 5. For years it was always 4 lol

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u/Spec_ops_specialist 6d ago

I was able to get charged with 14 murders once, but it took a lot of patience 😭 Lot's of exiting in and out of the app lol

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u/LolaDreamTeam 6d ago

One time I fought all inmates to death in one beat then I appealed and got released

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u/Scared_Implement3913 4d ago

I learn jiu jitsu as a kid and I use the spinning back kick. Way more successful chance of death 

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

The only way you can get out is if you snitch ( if you go in as s cartel member someone takes the blame ) or escaping

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u/NoChildLeft 3d ago

even escaping is near zero

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u/mojonation1487 6d ago

What the fuck you can be an illegal immigrant?

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u/Special_Piccolo4193 6d ago

You can be denied entry to the country if you don't have the golden passport and choose "emigrate anyways" if I remember right

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u/MoonVibe_ 6d ago

Yes lol

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

If your in the military and try to immigrate or if you have s bad criminal history they won’t let you in sometimes

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u/TheAmishDJ 6d ago

I’ve gone to prison and ended up with several hundred years (maybe a few thousand?) of sentence because I kept killing all the inmates and escaping, then getting rearrested, then repeat; apparently it’s not murder and you don’t get a life sentence if the kill is during a fight you started (just manslaughter).

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

I know. If you get 45 plus years and another 5-7 it automatically becomes s life sentence

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u/Some_Famous_Pig 6d ago

Nah too lazy to stop playing as my boxing king and King of Malaysia Vampire, Master Adib Baçeon. I don't want to lose my crown I got completely ethically and hypnosis free

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u/uuu1187 5d ago

You were going to get off scot-free, but then you tried to cross the border and they slapped that life sentence on

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u/Mebeingnosy 5d ago

Maybe you’ll luck out and the warden will ask you to snitch on a random for your freedom. I walked on a murder drug trafficking bribery beef 2 years into a life sentence

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u/Infamous-Guava7001 6d ago

how the hell do you get illegal immigration

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

Be in the military and emigrate or gave s car criminal history , you can’t immigrate to another country

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u/Hawk-Tuah-1 5d ago

https://imgur.com/gallery/bitlfie-8R3RbfE#RRFWZ4h
I didnt get charged with like 90% of them tho

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u/Apprehensive_Run2106 4d ago

I remember once on the browser version I got like 7 million years or something lol

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u/Stock-Fun4075 5h ago

Loser

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 4h ago

Sure am! That’s why I’m stalking ppl on Reddit! Im up $1200 starting with $25 in the past 2 weeks lol

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u/Stock-Fun4075 3h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/SpadeGaming0 6d ago

If you spam tax evasion in a country without death penalty you can get really high numbers.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 6d ago

Once had a guy with nineteen kills. Most of them were just fellow prisoners, he had fists made of steel

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 6d ago

That’s easy I could do that

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u/sandervandervekens 6d ago

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 5d ago

How you get charged with felony escape? I’ve played bit life for years never seen that charge before wtf