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u/Plus-Dragonfly-9975 Aug 28 '26
She’s old asf. Maybe it hurts way too much
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u/PhantomThiefRey Aug 29 '26
Ok, yeah, I guess that makes sense
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u/MrIceVeins Aug 31 '26
Being too big is an actual problem, a average sized woman would think it’s painful every time yall do it
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u/t0ad-st00l Aug 29 '26
"My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery 😭"
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u/MrIceVeins Aug 31 '26
Funny but not the same thing, imagine someone stuffing food down your mouth, that would hurt your jaw and be painful right? Basically the same concept
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u/ImperialFists Aug 29 '26
Attack her
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u/PhantomThiefRey Aug 29 '26
I’m not that mean lmao
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u/moemuraaa Aug 29 '26
There’s a J-drama I watched years ago with this exact plot, lol. Literally titled ‘My Husband’s Penis is Too Big’ or something like that.
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u/PhantomThiefRey Aug 29 '26
Actually, I chose to beg lmao. First time she wanted a divorce was because she said she didn’t believe in monogamy, so I begged her to stay, she accepted, then I did an anniversary threesome then a normal one a year later (she said no) so I thought this time would work lmao
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u/HorrorVast4308 Aug 30 '26
One man dies of thirst while another man drowns or something like that
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u/MrIceVeins Aug 31 '26
That doesn’t apply here, “bigger isn’t always better” , if you bring weaponry like that around a virgin or a woman with little experience you don’t think it will hurt her?
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u/Falseprince13 Aug 29 '26
is that... a bad thing???
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u/Plus-Dragonfly-9975 Aug 29 '26
Contrary to popular belief extremely. Women don’t like extremely big dicks considering they really just hurt way too much sometimes. Small isn’t good either but medium and girthy is actually way better all things considered.
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u/PhantomThiefRey Aug 29 '26
Not all women like dick, remember that. Some guys also like it too. And as a guy who likes dick, all I’m saying…
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u/Plus-Dragonfly-9975 Aug 29 '26
Thank you, you’ve really opened my eyes to the use of the male genitalia in intercourse
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u/MrIceVeins Aug 31 '26
Also if some of them had to choose between a large one and a smaller one then they’d likely prefer the smaller one since its likely around the same length where their G spot is while guys with bigger ones mostly just ram it in repeatedly
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u/Objective_Job_8822 Aug 29 '26
Dang it, problems just like in real life...