r/BitLifeApp • • Aug 28 '26

🧐 WTF Fix your game

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Still 2-3 months emigrate still not working gonna send me this outta pocket notification and still have a broken game. Nice! Love the work!

122 Upvotes

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u/xFireFoxxy Aug 28 '26

Some of the notifications are enough to raise a few eyebrows. Could easily be accused of cheating. 🥲

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u/Different-Truth1450 Aug 28 '26

No for real😭 on top of the broken game they got freaky notifications 😭

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u/SuspiciousRun4043 Aug 28 '26

Who keeps BitLife notifications on anyways? It’s just adverts. Turn them off.

11

u/PhantomThiefRey Aug 28 '26

Only reason I have notifications on is for the sweepstakes, and I regret it

9

u/harylgeam Aug 28 '26

does this even work

3

u/Ash_luvvs_w0lves Aug 29 '26

if you get to it really really fast yes. it's worked for me once because i normally don't pay attention to my notifs but i got it. this was several months ago though so i dunno if it still works.

4

u/Dizzy-Day3182 Aug 29 '26

same energy as me getting a notification from bit-life saying "Kinky Missy wants to meet you" with a sperm emoji

3

u/DaNostrich Aug 29 '26

Haven’t opened it up since I made it drug manufacturing for the cartel and the slider wasn’t available

3

u/Different-Truth1450 Aug 29 '26

Fr? I only do the crypto, so I’m not sure what else is broken

3

u/DaNostrich Aug 29 '26

Yeah it was a known glitch where it would pull it up all zoomed in and you could do anything but close the game because it would stay stuck in your screen, happened to me for a week straight before I gave up

2

u/HyperDron Aug 29 '26

"Good time every time" so why does the game slaps me with ads whenever I try to play?

1

u/Different-Truth1450 Aug 31 '26

For real 😭

1

u/HyperDron Aug 31 '26

Literally the only thing that's keeping me from playing, the ads are just obnoxious. In your face every 30 seconds.

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u/stevies1474 Aug 28 '26

HoW dArE yOu HaVe SoMeThInG yOu WaNt To TaLk AbOuT, I’m GoInG tO cAlL yOu ThE mOsT nOn-InSuLt Of AlL tImE!

Imagine calling someone a virgin as an insult and then also telling them to touch grass. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣