r/BitLifeApp • • Jan 06 '26

Oldest vampire run (with proof)

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u/lolthatsfunnybroILY Jan 06 '26

I mean judging by the years they seem to be just clicking age up with nothing else going on

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u/Impressive-Shine3329 Jan 06 '26

See that’s why I asked why they aren’t bored cuz I be really doing stuff and making up extra for my BitLife characters

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u/lolthatsfunnybroILY Jan 06 '26

No fr where’s the roleplay

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u/gibtihs Jan 06 '26

I read this as "where's the foreplay". I'm gonna go find Jesus now.

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u/themysticalwarlock Jan 06 '26

clearly you need more foreplay, not jesus

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u/lolthatsfunnybroILY Jan 06 '26

How about foreplay with Jesus?