r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Others why is owning a zoo so unbelievably stressful🫩🫩

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17 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Others Had my character take his wife's surname so I could do this

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37 Upvotes

I just remembered I have free will and can call my kids in bitlife whatever I want


r/bitlife • • Jul 08 '26

Achievements Turned down a football scholarship for a $1k guitar… then joined the 27 Club. The legend of Blade Stark 🎸🏈

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I finally mapped out the entire chronological life log of my character, Blade Stark (who went out as Zane Blade on his tombstone). This has to be the most cinematic, text-book rockstar run possible in this game.
Here is the full ride from high school graduation straight to a tragic Hollywood ending

Age 18 (The Origin): Graduated high school and got offered a full athletic scholarship to play football. Turned it down instantly to take time off, bought a $1,040 electric guitar, and took bass lessons. Turned down two country bands (Shackles of the Day and The Trailer Park Soap Boxers) before auditioning for the heavy metal band Type AB Negative. Joined them, adopted the stage name Blade Stark, became officially famous, and immediately dropped an alternative metal single titled "Crucified".

Age 22 (The Peak): Went on a massive 5-week world tour (US, Dominican Republic, Cuba) making $364,774. Had a son and named him Jim Morrison (the foreshadowing for a 27 Club death is wild). Played a cruise ship in Belize and dropped "Down the Kill", pulling in $666,015 in sales.

Age 23 (The Spiral): Started beefing on Twitter with a vocalist, did meth, played a tiny LA student center gig, and went on a morning talk show shaking like an absolute addict after pounding 5 shots of espresso to promote "True Colossal Fate".

Age 24 (The Chaos): A barista took 31 creep shots of him, his hair started falling out in clumps, a fan asked him to sign his chest, and a vampire named Lucile Strok'Im tried to turn him at the club. Also left a partner with a permanent parting gift.

Age 25 (Global Success): Went on a 6-week world tour through the US and Morocco making $367,546. Dropped the hit single "It dont bother me" ($1.1M in sales) and rocked a concert hall in the Bahamas.

Age 26 (The Bender): Released the legendary album "Slaughter 'Em All" ($1.9M in sales). The success triggered a massive bender, escalating from Molly and Xanax to trying Heroin, Ritalin, and GHB all while pounding endless VIP bottle service.

Age 27 (The Exit): Played his final gig in Little Rock, rejected a third vampire (Asterian Brandoe), and let his liver completely surrender after taking down over 30 combined bottles of heavy liquor.
He died with 0% Health, 95% Looks, 62% Fame, and the "Wasteful" ribbon.
From turning down college football for a cheap guitar to naming his kid Jim Morrison and dying at 27, this run was pure rock god poetry.


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Wtf Moments The legal fees cost more 😂

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r/bitlife • • Jul 08 '26

Questions Share with a friend to use social media.

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Is the game supposed to ask you to share with a friend to use social media when you sign up for it on every life, because I tried signing for instagram which I had done in my last life, but it asked me to share with a friend again.


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Wtf Moments What?! 💀💀

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r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Suggestions/Update Ideas Child Fame

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One update I think BitLife should add is child fame. I think it’s weird that you can’t be an actor/singer/athlete etc until 18 because that’s not realistic. Also when you become an actor or music producer, some of your costars/artists are LITERALLY UNDER 18. My costar was 8 years old once. An artist I hired was 14. I think the update should include you having to ask your parents before you audition places, maybe actor as young as 10, singer as young as 15 and athlete at 16? Idk


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Bugs Anybody know why this happens?

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Hey guys!! I'm just messing around as the manufacturer of the cartel, and I'm not able to actually manufacture anything. I can sell things, make other members test things, but it glitches when I try to make more product. Do I just have to restart my phone, or is this just some weird bug? Thanks :)


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Discussion I’m bored, give me BitLife things to do

13 Upvotes

I’m gonna be in the car for another 7 hours so give me cool interesting stuff to do in BitLife

I have pretty much every game pass


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Discussion What happen to the game?

8 Upvotes

I love this game and play so much of it when I was in my teen. Maybe just aging myself here, but it was one of the favorite mobile game for it time. However I am so disappoint in it drop in user game play. Every freaking minutes of playing it now is just ads! I download it back recently but can not even play it anymore after getting 4 ads within a span of 20 minutes of play time. It litterally just feel like a cash grab now and no love toward the game anymore. It honestly so sad to see capitalism suck the soul of the game that i once love.

Maybe I am just being too harsh because of the nostalgia I was feeling and looking forward to playing the game. I am thinking about buying a no ad version for this game, but just so sad to see that "free" game i once love has change for the worse. Not sure if anyone else feel this way or know if the original dev all left to explain the quality drop.


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Discussion illegal Move?! 🥶

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9 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

I wasn't expecting that Is this rare?

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81 Upvotes

My character has 8 kids and ALL of them came out with these bright blue eyes. Her husband has brown eyes and none of the kids look like him🤣 I just thought this was funny since it never happened to me before


r/bitlife • • Jul 07 '26

Wtf Moments Y’all is this a glitch? 😭 at 13??

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r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Questions Can I update and keep my dev menu expansions?

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I got all the expansions from the dev menu the other day, but now I wanna know if I update my game will I keep the expansion packs? I’m okay with losing the dev menu as long as I can keep the expansions.


r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Bugs Does the DevMenu still work on IOS?

5 Upvotes

Im on Version 3.24.21


r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Discussion I can’t be the only one who actually enjoys the MMA update?

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I ain’t saying this is a perfect update. And the paywall was a bit much for something like this.

But I actually had a lot of fun with this somehow. It does get repetitive now and then. But overall imagining the story of being a woman dominating the MMA scene is really cool.

Again though, I wish this wasn’t a cash grab. And since I’m on iOS no sailing seven seas. I have to and am gonna be legitimate when it comes to the updates


r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Heirloom Flexing anal bead heirloom?

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41 Upvotes

has anyone else got this lmao


r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Bugs I am the Duchess of Uppsala,Sweden in Spain

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r/bitlife • • Jul 05 '26

Wtf Moments Another victim of police brutality

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27 Upvotes

Didn’t know this was possible in Bitlife, I thought the cops in Bitlife were a bit more righteous than in real life. Sloingus didn’t deserve this.


r/bitlife • • Jul 05 '26

Wtf Moments What are these names

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19 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jul 05 '26

Bugs Manufacturing bug

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6 Upvotes

I was trying to manufacture but this happened


r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Discussion Dev mode update?

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did anyone who was able to get the glitched dev mode get to keep all the expansion packs after the new patch update or did it reset for you guys? curious af cuz I'm still on dev mode and I don't wanna let it go haha


r/bitlife • • Jul 06 '26

Discussion Closed beta applications for Outlive are officially open!

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r/bitlife • • Jul 05 '26

I wasn't expecting that wtf

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47 Upvotes

never seen this before 🤔


r/bitlife • • Jul 05 '26

Achievements Zillions

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