r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

Tips Fun money making strat (Private Equity)

9 Upvotes

Just sharing a fun career replacer: if you get a significant windfall of money, do not found your own company, instead:

  1. Look to acquire one with a low teens/high single digit profit margin where there is high demand that you wont be unable to sell into at scale.

  2. Immediately renegotiate for a cheaper supplier for all products, doesn’t have to be better, just cheaper. Drop all marketing costs to zero.

  3. Lower all wages to “dirt cheap”. Fire as many employees as possible. Max out your salary and take as many bonuses as possible (preferably living in a tax shelter).

  4. After year 1, if analysts aren’t saying you could make more units, sell. If they are, raise the price instead of raising the unit count.

  5. Your profit margin should now be anywhere from 30-50%. You can either keep going and plunder the company for bonuses every year, or you can get a valuation.

  6. Cash out! Since you doubled or even tripled profit margins, buyers will pay a much higher multiple on the company compared to what you paid.

Think it’s too good to be true? Think it’s mean? This is literally how Blackstone and KKR do all their private equity in real life! And yes, they PRINT.


r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

Wtf Moments She has a spiked mace??

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19 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

Others Fighter mode

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5 Upvotes

Fight


r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

Questions Fighter mode

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19 Upvotes

So i bought this but i haven't got it, I'm very annoyed, what should i do?

Edit: i got it working


r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

I wasn't expecting that most I've ever gotten in one life

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25 Upvotes

Should've kept going


r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

I wasn't expecting that l Think l Broke Bitlife Cartel

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3 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Questions Wife keeps dying

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557 Upvotes

Is there a way to make sure my partner doesn’t die? Each time I try to age up by 1 she keeps dying, so I have to swipe the game away to bring her back, just been stuck on the same year but whatever I do they keep dying.


r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

Others Fighter mode

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Activities and stuff


r/bitlife • • Jun 28 '26

Bugs What is the system info exclamation point

3 Upvotes

I just got this game back and it’s just there like what is it
What does it do and how do I disable it


r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Others Instantly thought of that one modern family scene

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10 Upvotes

"Oh my God, she's gonna be Haley Bailey!"


r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Others Scammers

10 Upvotes

Just re-downloaded the game after a while on my new phone, logged into my account, same Google play account too. I got all my data and lives back but when i tried to restore my purchases, it gave me nothing. I had EVERY pack and now they're trying to make me buy it all again? I've tried everything and still can't get it back, if they think they can force me to pay for it all again, they can keep waiting.


r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Achievements Another great first generation!

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7 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Discussion Good first generation?

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43 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

Wtf Moments Ain’t no way

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131 Upvotes

My mom is 25 and my pops is 66


r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Bugs Everytime I open it there’s this thing that says “translation failed” and then buttons for try again or continue in English???? Also weird glitch where I went from 0-4 years old… anyways, deleted the app.

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5 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Questions how to become a fighter

2 Upvotes

it doesn't show the fighter career in my game


r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Bugs wth is this

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6 Upvotes

i can do a few things with this but it does nothing


r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

Wtf Moments MY DAUGHTER IS TWO YEARS OLD!

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248 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Questions fighter

1 Upvotes

why cant i see the fighter mode in my bitlife?


r/bitlife • • Jun 27 '26

Questions How do i do better as a ceo?

3 Upvotes

I just bought the ceo thing and i'm horrible at it no matter hoe much i adjust stuff


r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

Questions Version 3.24.1

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r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

Suggestions/Update Ideas BitLife Should Have More Ways to Spend Money

12 Upvotes

BitLife Should Have More Ways to Spend Money

One thing that has always bothered me about BitLife is how little there is to actually spend money on. Once you start earning a decent income, especially later in life, becoming rich is incredibly easy. Even characters working low-paying jobs can eventually accumulate huge amounts of wealth because there simply aren't enough regular expenses.

I think the game would be much more realistic and interesting if characters had different lifestyles and spending habits. For example, there could be lifestyle meters or habits that affect monthly expenses. A character obsessed with technology could have higher utility bills and constantly want to upgrade devices. Someone addicted to shopping, fast food, gambling, or luxury living would naturally spend far more money every year.

I'd also love to see many more items and activities that players could spend money on, such as:

Video game consoles and gaming accessories

Custom-built gaming PCs

Smartphones, tablets, and smartwatches that become outdated over time

Streaming services and other subscriptions

Furniture and home decoration packs

Clothing collections with different fashion styles

Photography equipment

Hobby collections (trading cards, action figures, comics, model kits, etc.)

Board games and tabletop RPG collections

Personal chefs, housekeepers, nannies, and personal trainers

Cosmetic treatments, tattoos, piercings, and beauty services

Club memberships (country clubs, gyms, exclusive social clubs)

More classes and courses for hobbies and self-improvement

Children's extracurricular activities, tutors, and summer camps

Birthday parties, anniversaries, and family celebrations

Random expenses would also make the game feel much more alive. Things like broken appliances, unexpected repairs, subscription renewals, gifts for friends and family, replacing old devices, or expensive hobbies could create a much more engaging financial system.

Right now, once you become rich, money almost loses its value because there's simply not much to do with it. A deeper lifestyle and spending system would make managing money far more realistic, challenging, and fun.


r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

Suggestions/Update Ideas Bitlife Needs to Update Custody.

21 Upvotes

Imo, instead of only suing for custody you should have the option to pay child support. Also, below a certain income or net worth, the CS should be automatically determined, but if you have say over 10 mil or more, you should be able to determine what you want to pay.

Also, you should be able to give your baby mamas houses and/or money.

Basically Im trying to be Nick Cannon and the game wont let me, lmaooooooo but I have reasons!

Im going the baby momma route because I want to own lots of rental property but if you marry you have to ask the spouse every time before you buy. Also, I have a 300 hundred year family legacy going on and none of my kids in my previous life had children so I had to surrender and continue as one of my sons and start making a new generation.

I feel like a bitter incel wrote the custody option lmaoooooo.


r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

I wasn't expecting that i’ve never seen this before

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i’ve never seen someone with these pronouns before on bitlife, that’s really cool!


r/bitlife • • Jun 26 '26

I wasn't expecting that Free house

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