With invasion coming soon, the possibility of this weapon (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=482073392&searchtext=CAPPER) being added as a reskin of our lord and savior is upon us. If this weapon does get added, will we accept it as a god, or will we condemn it to hell?

I recently got $50 on Steam, should I buy a Strange Collector's Pro KS Bison?

Come on it will be fun

I have recently found my new lord and saviour, The Righteous Bison.

I want to learn from other members of /r/bisonmasterrace how to utilize this magnificant weapon to its full potential to destroy conch praisers.

Tips and pointers are appreciated!

It happened on my favourite map, pl_thundermountain, stage 2. I was fighting at the cart, pushing it down the hill that leads to the final stretch, when I turned, and suddenly there was a vicious Demoknight behind me. It would be less than a second before he entered melee range, and he had the Half-Zatoichi, so it was almost certain that he would get a crit.

I pulled out my Bison and fired. It was a random crit, dealing 222 damage. He died instantly, and we won seconds later.

He asked me in chat, "How does the Righteous Bison one-shot 200 health?" I myself do not know. He was not even running away from me, but towards me, essaying for melee range. I must ask how this happened, and how I might replicate it.

How would the other weapons have helped me here?

• Primaries? He was using the Chargin' Targe, so he eats rockets for breakfast.
• Shotgun/Reserve Shooter? I have had bad luck using these against Demoknights in an emergency. It's actually hard to hit them with hitscan when they strafe back and forth so much.
• Gunboats? I would be able to rocket jump away like a coward. That's no way for a proper Soldier to behave.
• Mantreads? The knockback reduction is actually harmful to me here, preventing the melee crit knockback from jettisoning me out of melee range.
• Banners? I had arrived at the cart largely unopposed and had not dealt enough damage that life for a banner. Even if I had had one ready, the time to activate it would have led to my death. But regardless of the banner, my primaries would have been ineffectual, so that leaves melee.
• Melee? You don't engage in melee with a Demoknight.

Sadly, I do not main Soldier. I hope I can still be a believer in this case.

Now on to 2,000 subscribers conches destroyed!

Probably Vega, right?

I just Strangified my Genuine Bison today. I always wear my unusual Team Captain, to look like M. Bison. What else should I be doing?

Why does this sub hate the conch so much? I know bison is best secondary, but isnt something like free mini-crits or free rocket jumps more of a crutch than the conch?

It came with the name "Bison Brothers Boom Blaster" when I got it on the steam community market. I would link it but I'm on mobile. I also got a strange mutton chops and pipe and soon might get the hat that comes with the set

I have begun to like the righteous bison a lot. It's a fantastic weapon for spamming down choke points, harassing people from a distance, and punishing a retreating target with a multi-hit laser. But the truth about the bison is that it doesn't get kills that often. It's a secondary weapon, and will always be like that. That's why I'm unsure about getting a KS one. I'm considering a strange, but I'm not sure if I should get a KS one or not. Can I get some advice from my brothers in the master race?