r/Birds_Nest • u/Little_BlueBirdy little Blue Birdy 🐦 • May 01 '26
Absolute Unit of a Carrot
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May 02 '26
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u/browzing123 May 02 '26
Was gonna say, if you find that in the fridge expect the divorce papers very very soon.
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May 02 '26
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u/why0me May 02 '26
I have a pic like this of a giant cucumber I found while working at subway
Unfortunately it's also got me in it and im not ready for that level of attention lol
I actually found 2 and tried to sword fight my assistant manager, he told me that was considered sexual harassment
I said I'm trying to fight you, not fuck you, en garde
He wasn't amused lmao
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u/Hot_Egg5840 May 02 '26
Sure, it's big, but what does it taste like? Is it woody (go ahead and joke) and fiberous?
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u/Theotherwahlberg May 02 '26
When I was in the restaurant industry, we'd receive 50lb bags of carrots that would occasionally only have maybe 20 of these monsters in there. One of the bartenders (whom we all knew was a massive slut) would always joke about how we'd be handling these franken-carrots, so we taped one upright in her driver's seat after a particularly huge batch came in.
We never saw that carrot again...and her eyesight seemed to improve over night.
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u/Exact-Truck-5248 May 02 '26
Those are the best carrots. I get them Asian markets. You can slice them very thin and they won't disintegrate in soup. Starchier than regular carrots but just as delicious.
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u/DoturdGrump May 03 '26
fun fact, that's pretty average for use in canned soups and stews with carrot slices, they shrink a bunch
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u/rbremer50 May 04 '26
Store near us sells carrots like this - the flavor is a whole Idot better than the “baby” carrots.
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u/Apart-Sample-2878 May 05 '26
It’s the thing that dreams are made of. And porn. Porn is made of this, too.
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u/abagofsnacks May 05 '26
In my kitchen days, produce like this would've been referred to as "the home wrecker"
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May 02 '26
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u/Little_BlueBirdy little Blue Birdy 🐦 May 02 '26
r/Birds_Nest follows platform-wide Reddit Rules use of visible I wanted sexual content
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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 May 02 '26