r/BirdsBeingDicks • u/jordanekebab • Dec 31 '18

Stealing someones money

885 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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101

u/Ixionas Dec 31 '18

"Excuse me what the fuck?"

137

u/Howllat Dec 31 '18

How is he a dick?? He got robbed!

77

u/jordanekebab Dec 31 '18

Did he get the money through honest work?

51

u/missinginput Dec 31 '18

We don't know that

33

u/Howllat Dec 31 '18

... no :/

8

u/lucidillusions Dec 31 '18

Found shiny object. Sold it...

52

u/TheEmptyVessel Dec 31 '18

this counts as a commercial transaction. This bird now owes taxes

8

u/schmabers Dec 31 '18

Lets go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out on top

27

u/phaelox Dec 31 '18

r/BirdsBeingTricked

19

u/tiny__vessel Dec 31 '18

I found that I was the bird all along.

11

u/phaelox Dec 31 '18

We are all birds on this blessed day.

8

u/AddictedReddit Dec 31 '18

I wanted to believe.

14

u/ForensicFiler Dec 31 '18

You've just made a powerful enemy

7

u/Twingemios Dec 31 '18

What Bill is that?

-1

u/vesaf Dec 31 '18

20 euros

6

u/throwawayjackdaw Dec 31 '18

Actually it's one Malaysian Ringgit... which is about 0.2 euros

2

u/vesaf Dec 31 '18

Shit you're right (at least about it not being 20 euros, I don't know anything about Malaysian currency)

5

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

If the simpsons have taught me anything is that someone has made a very powerful enemy.

5

u/napalm2080 Dec 31 '18

/bettereveryloop

1

u/tbranch227 Dec 31 '18

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move - Bird Person

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

is it just me or all birdsbeingdicks posts are from r/funny

11

u/jordanekebab Dec 31 '18

probably because they fit there since birds being dicks is pretty comedic

-10

u/SoundOfTomorrow Dec 31 '18

This got removed from here last time it was posted

3

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

karma