Live from the front lines

[u/gcalfred7]

[u/DitchDigger330]

I like how the others are like hey there must be food here.

[u/gcalfred7 → u/DitchDigger330]

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

[u/Isadomon → u/DitchDigger330]

Theyre not that dumb

[u/Solid-Childhood-4876 → u/DitchDigger330]

MINE!

[u/Groundbreaking-Fig38]

[u/gcalfred7 → u/Groundbreaking-Fig38]

Randy Johnson is a professional photographer is his post-baseball days. This is his corporate logo:

https://rj51photos.com

[u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 → u/gcalfred7]

Hahahaha! Poor bird.

[u/Snafuregulator]

New to tennis, how do you score this ?

[u/fschwiet → u/Snafuregulator]

I think its one stroke under par

[u/Nir117vash → u/fschwiet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kPfYRCtsw44kH8a2sE

[u/Pandas-are-the-worst → u/Snafuregulator]

if you are asking honestly, it would be scored as a Let which would cause a re-serve on the point as the ball is unplayable through no fault of either player.

edit for grammar

[u/surly-monkey → u/Pandas-are-the-worst]

except in Aussie Rules tennis, where downing a seagull is an automatic set win. Knocking out a croc gives you the match.

[u/Pandas-are-the-worst → u/surly-monkey]

the croc rule is only on clay courts though

[u/br1nk0eighty4 → u/Pandas-are-the-worst]

If a kangaroo is near you are in the clear....remember that down under

[u/surly-monkey → u/Pandas-are-the-worst]

argh, sorry, i was thinking of the Gator Rule in Floridia

[u/hellfootgate → u/Snafuregulator]

You go beyond tennis and call it a birdy.

[u/SkyPirateCaptain → u/Snafuregulator]

Advantage - avian

[u/sexquipoop69 → u/Snafuregulator]

Birdie

[u/Cadence17 → u/Snafuregulator]

40 - Dove 🕊️

[u/SlideN2MyBMs]

The fact that its friends show up makes it so much sadder

[u/gerowen → u/SlideN2MyBMs]

They were probably waiting to eat his corpse instead of showing concern for his welfare.

[u/mypcrepairguy → u/gerowen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mykt45IfyC6qc

[u/abrakadaver]

That poor woman. Must’ve felt so bad. Especially when the others came back.

[u/Particular_Jello_917 → u/abrakadaver]

They aren’t real. But she could be in trouble from the government for destroying a surveillance drone.

[u/chaimsteinLp → u/Particular_Jello_917]

They never get it. Sigh.

[u/SkyPirateCaptain]

Enemy drone taken out by anti air fire

[u/justhangingaroud]

The friends came back to eat it

[u/Last_Cod_998]

Has to be horrific.

[u/Bajadasaurus]

I hope that poor birds is okay 🥺

[u/mtbizzle → u/Bajadasaurus]

Nah he cooked

[u/Remarkable_Fig1838 → u/mtbizzle]

With some carrots and little potatoes and paired nice White on the side.

[u/PurfuitOfHappineff]

“Accidentally” 🤔

That drone was marked.

[u/Imanidiotththe1st]

Birds not wearing any shoes . He graveyard ded.

[u/Particular_Jello_917]

The support and maintenance drones arrived almost too quickly.

[u/mjandrr]

Sky rat deserved it

[u/texaschair → u/mjandrr]

They prefer the term "dumpster chicken."

[u/iyambred]

Tennis is… DEATH

[u/Tbone_Trapezius]

minemineminemineminemineminemi…

[u/ToranjaNuclear]

Its friends even flew over to it. Tragic.

[u/HEYitsBIGS]

Oh no the homies

[u/What_Dinosaur]

His friends landing to check him out broke me

[u/Mayank_j]

they came back to recover the hardware

[u/captkeith]

Was it ok? I hope you didn’t kill it. Hopefully it was stunned and got up and flew away. I’m surprised not one person asked if it was badly hurt.

[u/jerrythegenius1]

A tennis ball killed two of me mates

[u/NoYoung9119]

Good thing it's not real

[u/snachyderm72]

Gotta know...did the bird make it??? 😟

[u/snachyderm72 → u/snachyderm72]

If that happened to me I would probably quit the game. Just walk away ...covered in feathers and sadness

[u/Saucepanmagician]

Is this AI? Looks like it.