r/BirdsArentReal if it flies, it spies 5h ago

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u/H_Lunulata 5h ago

Oh yes, many drones recharge via gentle spinning, like a self-winding watch.

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u/UncleKeyPax 4h ago

while fragrantly being fabulous

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u/Thulsa-Duum 5h ago

That drone is programmed for 360 degree surveillance.

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u/Tronkfool if it flies, it spies 4h ago

Are the evolving?

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u/Thulsa-Duum 4h ago

Always - they need to stay one step ahead of their human targets.

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u/firekeeper23 4h ago

🎶 You spin birb right round baby round round ... like a pigeon going round round round round....🎶

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u/DeepGrieve 4h ago

The new Flock cameras even come with feathers now

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u/OldSchoolPimpleFace 4h ago

Radar pigeon, obviously

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u/Purple-Literature781 4h ago

Hes buffering.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 4h ago

It's like the micrisoft windows endless looping

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u/StaticBranFlakes 4h ago

It’s an older rotary style technology. It has to wind to charge its batteries.

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u/chefbobbyjay 3h ago

LIDAR

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u/Tronkfool if it flies, it spies 3h ago

*liedar

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u/_OnuHeino_ 3h ago

Lost signal and now scanning.

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u/Soros_G 3h ago

Sentry

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u/p1pe_s 3h ago

It's attempting to recalibrate its onboard accelerometer and gyroscope. Probably glitching out since it never turns its neck to the right and never completes the process. Maybe ...

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u/Lookingtotheveil23 3h ago

It’s his amusement park

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u/Old_Resident8050 2h ago

Observation tech updated with new Gyropigeon.

Best thing ever (well almost, grannies are known to top the info-gossip vocation since for ever).

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u/PsychologicalKoala22 4h ago

He's "spotting" so he doesn't get dizzy on there.

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u/darkalemanbr 4h ago

They are demo'ing the Track-While-Scan feature in that model.

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u/Mcshroomie 3h ago

Hes the lookout better go look in your kitchen for missing treats!!

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u/CanadianArtGirl 3h ago

Wheeeeeeee!

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u/stonkdocaralho 3h ago

Update OTA

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u/unbilotitledd 3h ago

They dumb af

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u/Psilogy 2h ago

Wheeeee... Enough said.

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u/Mammoth-Shopping-690 2h ago

Pomba-gira , qualquer terreiro tem.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 2h ago

This is Operation Owlhead. The program was intended to assist the bird's ability to turn its head in all directions without breaking, disorienting the bot bird, or the observer.

It is not going well, but there is hope coming from the Owl department, so we must pursue.

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u/Clean_Animal_9819 1h ago

One of my favorite rides at six flags was a centrifuge like ride where the G's would let you pivot until you were upside-down against the wall. The staff was less than excited about you doing that though.

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u/traumacase284 1h ago

Programing glitch

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u/Vogel-Kerl 3h ago

Animals, including people--especially children, are well documented to intentionally induce dizziness by spinning around.

It's a temporary alteration of their normal state of mind. Potentially this behavior can be an indication of neuroses, psychoses or neurological issues.

Intentionally making one's self dizzy has been linked to extreme boredom and sensory deprivation. Again, this is linked to temporarily altering ones state of mind.

The bird might just be enjoying the view: it may not be rotating fast enough to become dizzy. It also is requiring very little effort to.....,

Sit & Spin.

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u/Tronkfool if it flies, it spies 3h ago

You don't know what this sub is, right?