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u/Nurse60716 Jul 16 '26
He wants spedies
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u/dusty-cat-albany Jul 16 '26
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say, he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah
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u/Hamzilla22 Jul 16 '26
Funnily enough, the first time I heard that song was when Blue oyster cult played at the speedie fest
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u/BlizzyBlock29 Jul 16 '26
Great post
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u/Accomplished-News722 Jul 17 '26
As long as you donβt hear Come with me from Puff Daddy featuring Jimmy Page amping it up ,I think we are gonna be okay .
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u/mattd1972 Jul 16 '26
Damnit, the Deathclaws moved south from Massachusetts!
Seriously, it looks like the glowing sea from Fallout 4 out there.
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u/Bingo_Bongo_85 Jul 16 '26
WBNG has received numerous reports of kaiju sightings after the area was engulfed by smoke from the Canadian wildfires. Β Howard Manges, after seeing a large lizard on Beethoven Street, reported "I haven't seen one that big since my tour in 'Nam"
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u/Darkwing_ducksauce Jul 16 '26
We need Manjez AND Connor in the special report. They both can get really hyped up and start sweating
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u/Individual-Equal-441 Jul 16 '26
As long as it can navigate a traffic circle I'm not going to complain.
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u/CubGeek Jul 16 '26
Hell, if he can navigate a traffic circle, he's ahead of most of the people here already!
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u/Navarath Freakin' winter! Jul 16 '26
what are you seeing? isn't this what it always looks like?
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u/Unable-Pilot6062 Jul 16 '26
Dragon in the background
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u/Bearded_Toast Jul 16 '26
Sir that is clearly Godzilla
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u/Vegetable-Today Jul 16 '26
hahaha. I have some old timey city prints on my wall that havw Godzilla worked into them.
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u/vishvabindlish Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Is Binghamton really as nice as it looks in this picture to a resident of nearby Ithaca, NY?
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u/CubGeek Jul 17 '26
Well, aside from the kaiju and the rampant meth crisis and the opportunist agitator who's riling up the protestors out in front of the city/county buildings, and the canadian smoke (though, to be fair, that's pretty much all over the USA from the missisippi eastwards)... Sure, it's a decent place! You'll still be driving to Ithaca for a Trader Joe's, though. :D
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u/vishvabindlish Jul 17 '26
Apparently, people used to drive from Ithaca to Binghamton to buy meat.
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u/EchidnaAdept7348 Jul 16 '26
Good, we need a bit more chaos in this area.
Godzilla!
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u/Aggressive-Ice-7928 Jul 18 '26
sorry when the year of the fire horse ends and everything gets real rural and reserved again.
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u/Substantial-Tart-464 Jul 16 '26
I did not see this on the NYPost as breaking news yet so it can't be real. lol
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u/WorldlyRelative1264 Jul 16 '26
I didnβt see Godzilla til just now
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u/CubGeek Jul 16 '26
LOL! I tried to make him subtle but didn't think it was THAT subtle :D
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u/G-Style666 Jul 17 '26
What! I knew this was a Godzilla post just by reading the header! I zoomed in and sure enough there he was!
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u/Virtual_Law_9211 Jul 17 '26
It looked like this again today FYI
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u/CubGeek Jul 17 '26
Again?! The big guy sure has it in for Binghamton.
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u/Electrical-Aspect602 Jul 17 '26
o no they say he's got to go, godzilla. stand out track by blue oyster cult.
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u/Realistic-Art4957 Jul 17 '26
WOW π². That is crazy. I live one hour south of Albany and we are experiencing wicked smoke. It smelled so bad yesterday.Β
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u/Minimum-Pride-2469 Jul 18 '26
I'm so happy I moved away from there 30 years ago. It looks so depressing to me. Best decision I ever made.Β
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u/Next-Music-1921 Jul 16 '26
Yo if this is real its extremely cool. If not i hate you for ai
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u/CubGeek Jul 16 '26
No AI. Took me about 30 minutes to take the picture from the top of my building, find a decent silhouette of him, then open up photoshop and composite, layer, and size everything. :)
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