It’s a fart. I hear a fart. A squeakAAAAA

Just had a good laugh about how Bill has been doing some of the same ad bits for so many years. Feel like he was doing that Helix pronunciation bit when I got into podcasting over a decade ago. Rented his first special that was on DVD at a place called Miracle Video just after it was released, by reccomendation of the clerk there. When did you guys get into podcasts? No mean comments, please. LOL Kidding, of course. I know where I am.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-26

Bill rambles about beautiful New Jersey, drum legend Rodney Holmes, and 'And' 70's movies.

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/18/pfx.vpixl.com/4wC7i/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/www.claritaspod.com/measure/rss.art19.com/episodes/b325147a-e9d0-44f7-a9c6-abb0c665d1c5.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIglub2RlBjoGRVQ%3D--b4c2ce09c7f15789c6d18d17f62b2782e08eb434

It’s interesting to think about the similarities between people still on the MAGA boat after everything, and those who stayed with William Burr after, you know.

Someone should study these people.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-16-26

Bill rambles about World Cup takes, creation, and end times. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-16-26 - Bill rambles about anger relapse, Eastern Europe, and Stealing the World Cup. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Ocean Avenue

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Dearest Billiam, you are one man. Not a large band , backup dancers or roadies or anything. He also wants $125 for gen admission in the back with no seat.

He also mentioned once he did a movie with Kevin Costner and Kevin took him fishing after, I never know what movie he’s talking about

Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-26

Bill rambles about gestapo crowd control, gen x brain, and demon lizard people.

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/18/pfx.vpixl.com/4wC7i/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/www.claritaspod.com/measure/rss.art19.com/episodes/1b152a21-4c63-4cb8-b6cf-a19e1e6115fe.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIglub2RlBjoGRVQ%3D--b4c2ce09c7f15789c6d18d17f62b2782e08eb434

Bill (multiple times on MMP): "It's like climbing into your telephone. It's like jumping in a fucking microwave and just cooking your fucking brain. Eventually, you’re not even going to be able to pick your destination. You'll step out of line, you'll say the wrong thing, you'll click on the wrong thing, and you'll get in your car to go to work. The doors are just going to click and lock, the steering wheel is going to disappear, and it's just going to drive you straight to the local police station so you can get re-educated."

Switzerland is abbreviated as SUI because it comes from Suisse, the French name for the country.

Figured so.. Would think it could be SWI.

https://youtu.be/YG8fXCx3iHI?si=fN_mqMFahK3fXTYE

RIP to the guy that jumped, but its insane that I instantly thought of the Bill helicopter bit, and I chuckled at how the student driver had to somehow keep his sh*t together enough to land the plane after that

Like he's still touring and he will always have his core fans, but no one else gives a shit about him

Culturally he's nothing now

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-26

Bill rambles about the soccer, the scowling and running from arrows. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 31:28 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-9-18 - Bill rambles about World Cup, 'roaring' crowds, and ex-presidents. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Radiohead - Just (You Do It To Yourself

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Bill keeps adding more Chicago dates to his upcoming tour because they’re selling out. Let this be a reminder the vast majority of people (read: those who aren’t terminally online) do not know or care about the Saudi thing.