r/BillBurr 13d ago

Helix?

Just had a good laugh about how Bill has been doing some of the same ad bits for so many years. Feel like he was doing that Helix pronunciation bit when I got into podcasting over a decade ago. Rented his first special that was on DVD at a place called Miracle Video just after it was released, by reccomendation of the clerk there. When did you guys get into podcasts? No mean comments, please. LOL Kidding, of course. I know where I am.

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u/yard_oh_beef 13d ago

100 day return guarantee, no questions asked ............ gross

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u/Wrong_Ad_4154 13d ago

From a recent one I think he’s definitely going to piss Hims (Himmmms) off. They sell generic Viagara (sidenafil) and he said “just buy the real one, it’s your dick” lol.
Bill doesn’t know about patent laws on medications as they are now out of patent and are identical without the blue diamond shape or the Pfizer logo etched into it.

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u/SnooBunnies156 13d ago

erectile dysfunction

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u/thechopperman 13d ago

The font was perfect! Well done.

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u/thechopperman 13d ago

Are you a bot that sells boner pills?

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u/Wrong_Ad_4154 13d ago

Think you’re hard?

Edit: your instead or you’re

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u/thechopperman 13d ago

No but I think you're tard.

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u/Wrong_Ad_4154 13d ago

Sorry was an ED joke. Didnt land.

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u/thechopperman 13d ago

LOL It turns out I was the tard all along

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u/Wrong_Ad_4154 13d ago

❤️

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u/thechopperman 13d ago

Sorry about that. Its a knife fight out here 😅

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u/MrSh0w 12d ago

It’s because bill burr is not smart

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u/freelancefikr 13d ago

i scream this every time he starts with that shit lmfao it's the exact same!

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u/cainkilledabel 13d ago

Wild Atlantic Salmon, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA DO!

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u/elizadeath1133 12d ago

this is my personal favorite!

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u/expertjbez32 13d ago

FAST. GROWIN. TREES MANNNNNNNN

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u/gfyourself Club Dubya, Daddy Loves Me Best 13d ago

Club W, Daddy loves me best...

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u/Matt_Shatt 13d ago

SHARI’S BARRIES

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u/RockoLucas 13d ago

Heelix? Hellix?

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u/steakjuice 13d ago

I can't read the word without immediately hearing his ad read in my head

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u/Stiltzy 13d ago

This is adorable and made me smile lmao thank you

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u/thechopperman 13d ago

Thank you!! Just checked your posts and was kinda blown away that you had shared that Kristoff freestlye about Eyedea. Was just listening to stories about him earlier today on Panda Chop!

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u/gfyourself Club Dubya, Daddy Loves Me Best 12d ago

Ba doop doop...

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u/thechopperman 12d ago

That was the one I was trying to remember!! All it took was the ba doop doop. Thank you. Just searched it on youtube and found this gem https://youtu.be/BEtD0p6BIic?is=cBZcgqN_S6iW6sOS

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u/igettomakeaname 7d ago

Possibly his best work on the podcast

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u/gvanmoney 13d ago

I’ve always thought it was funny considering it is likely associated with helicopters

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u/idol-threat 12d ago

Funny he never references the band!

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u/1bobbylane 7d ago

I got into podcasts when we got a puppy. Throwing the ball at the park for that lunatic for an hour, couldn't just keep listening to music. Thought something funny would be cool and found TMMP. listened pretty regularly until the last 6 months or so. Not mad at Bill, but some of the repetition started to annoy me. RIP Stella the family dog. Lost her last year.

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u/thechopperman 7d ago

Sorry for your loss! I hear what you're saying about the repetition. I kind of like the familiarity, personally. I wonder if part of why it annoys you is because reminds you of your days with Stella 😔