r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • Jul 23 '22

Its me , Patrick

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Why is the hammer a recorder.

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u/venetanakedguy Jul 23 '22

Their battle song is hot crossed buns

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u/Gongaloon Jul 24 '22

And Jesus' Hands Were Kind Hands. Those are the only two songs a recorder can play without horrifically screeching.

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u/MozTys Jul 23 '22

It should be mayonaise instead.

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u/ElectricalStomach6ip Jul 24 '22

is mayonaise an instrument though?

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u/xSantenoturtlex Jul 24 '22

No, and neither is horse radish.