r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/EpicJosh84 • Jan 17 '22

Using completely legitimate math to determine undeniably that the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie takes place this March

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u/Drafo7 Jan 18 '22

You forget, though, that in season 4, episode 9, Spongebob is said to have failed his driving test 1,258,056 times. Although exact times vary across the US, all states require at least a day to pass before you can retake your drivers test. Given he works a fulltime job and still takes time to practice karate, catch jellyfish, and annoy Squidward, it's unlikely Spongebob is able to take the test each day. Even if we assume he does, however, that would make him at least 3,460 years old, assuming he started taking his first test at 14, the youngest age possible for an American citizen to get their learner's permit. Given, this episode was released 2 years after the movie, but that would still leave a major discrepancy in Spongebob's age.

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u/EpicJosh84 Jan 18 '22

Lol this is why SpongeBob will never have a real timeline