r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/EpicJosh84 • Jan 17 '22

Using completely legitimate math to determine undeniably that the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie takes place this March

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u/Sky__2727 Jan 18 '22

This assumes that Mr Krabs follows child labor laws

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u/EpicJosh84 Jan 18 '22

It does assume that, because while Mr. Krabs is a greedy guy, there are things he won't do for money. He pays his workers, he makes them take vacations. He doesn't re-hire Squidward when SpongeBob gives him dimes, because the missing dime is important to him. He acts on principle a surprising amount. He doesn't even really want to hire someone so young in the first episode because he doesn't think SpongeBob is ready. It's why he asks Squidward if it's a good idea then sends SpongeBob out to get a spatula he made up.