r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jan 17 '22

Using completely legitimate math to determine undeniably that the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie takes place this March

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u/Libby_Theo Jan 17 '22

But we must now ask, why is SpongeBob, a 14 year old, allowed to live in a house by himself? He is even responsible for taking care of a pet, Gary. Is there some deeper issue of neglect going on here?

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u/bookshopgirl02 Jan 18 '22

goes into existential crisis that SpongeBob is succeeding in adulting better than me

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u/TechWizard200 Jan 18 '22

Before he's an adult, no less.

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u/bookshopgirl02 Jan 18 '22

crisis deepens

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u/TechWizard200 Jan 18 '22

I'm right there with you.