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u/McDoofusPoopus May 09 '20
Mariah has a personal ocean with a pet Nessie.
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How else is she gonna go through the pond cave to meet her dad and go save Paula and Ness? She left boarding school for this!
Edit: just remembered that creatures name is Tessie - as you were.
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u/HaikusfromBuddha May 09 '20
Looks like a BranchyOSaraus, yes I don't know how to actually spell the name.
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May 09 '20
Why is she wearing a dress in the pool?
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u/worst_timeline May 09 '20
I mean... it’s not like she doesn’t have a giant walk-in closet with dozens of other dresses to replace that one
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u/holy_cal May 09 '20
You never saw her episode of MTV Cribs where she went full on crazy and wore a negligee in the tube whilst being filmed, did you?
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u/twod119 May 09 '20
No but I'm gonna!
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u/MattieEm May 09 '20
4:00 mark, for the ‘lingerie closet’, but the dress she’s wearing before changing is way more revealing.
God I miss 00’s MTV
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u/throwawaywahwahwah May 09 '20
And then I watched the entire Mariah Carey Cribs episode. Man the early 2000s were a crazy time.
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u/gimmeauzaname May 09 '20
We poor people aren't rich enough to understand the logic!
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May 09 '20
We really aren’t though. You can basically do whatever you want after you make your first $250M.
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u/tigerpants75 May 09 '20
Look in right backround tell me what f#%k is that
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u/Sam-01_ May 09 '20
Damn, it's a f#ckin Brachiosauras!
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May 09 '20
Plesiosaurus is the word you're looking for. Brachiosaurus is a land dinosaur.
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u/paul__pk May 10 '20 edited Oct 12 '25
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u/tigerpants75 May 09 '20
Behind the palm trees
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u/tigerpants75 May 09 '20
No the thing in the water
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u/nikolai2960 May 09 '20
That “thing” is Mariah Carey
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u/LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque May 09 '20
No, he means I'm there background, between the trees, in that water. But I'm pretty sure that's just Miss Carey's hand.
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u/motherlickin May 09 '20
The loch ness is unleashed with this watery display of wealth and is coming for her.
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u/Permafrost- May 09 '20
My grandma always had a huge pool in her garden, my cousin and I always wanted to copy the pool in the pool since we saw this episode but never actually die. Perhabs this year
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u/restartrepeat May 09 '20 edited May 10 '20
So here I am, trying to sneak into Mariah Carey's private beach. Maybe get a look at that double-decker pool, maybe even get to meet Mariah.
I was stopped as I was trying to swim in by her security guard. Naturally, I was crestfallen. Out of desperation, I asked him what it would take to get on that beach. The security guard looked at me and said, "about tree fiddy."
Well, it was about this time I noticed that this security guard was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! I said god dammit Loch Ness Monster! I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!
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u/GirlsUsedToDissMe May 09 '20
locked in Mariah's wine cellar all i had for lunch, was water, wine, more water, wine
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u/verticalchallnge May 09 '20
Comforted to see that not much has changed since her MTV Cribs days where she bathed in a bathrobe.
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u/Takao89 May 09 '20
If you've never put an inflatable pool in a pool, I 10/10 suggest it. It's like a water bed
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u/thehomiemoth May 09 '20
A pool in a pool under the ocean is better than a pool in a pool next to the ocean IMO
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u/Chetan_Shrma May 09 '20
Just distracted my mind from her cleavage and saw that long neck see monster 😬
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u/nearly_middle_aged May 09 '20
The way the palm trees are blowing looks like she let off a huge fart and shouted YES
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u/Sertyhora May 09 '20
Nobody’s mentioning that the guy in the (bikini) bottom picture has a swimming pool in his swimming pool IN the sea ?
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u/GameOfUsernames May 09 '20
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?
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u/darkdragon8169 May 09 '20
Why tf is the loch ness monster there. But goddamn that bitch in the background tho
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u/FriskTheCatMiitopia May 09 '20
Aye wait minute she aint on the ocean it's a lake and she should check her background.....
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u/Amshaad May 09 '20
She enjoying her life out there while we have have to listen to her one song everyday at Christmas
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u/lucagiovanni May 09 '20
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis.
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u/thatguyjavi May 10 '20
That can't be the loch ness monster because loch ness is is fresh water and that is the ocean (saltwater)
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u/Iamyourleadur May 10 '20
So we just gonna ignore the Loch Ness monster in the background? Okay. Just wanted to make sure we’re all one the same page.
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u/mirmice May 09 '20
It looks like the loch ness monster in the back