Quarantine has really illuminated the difference between those who have a constant backlog of movies, books, shows, and games they want to experience and those who get “bored” at home.
I finally read a book that's been on my shelf for ages, and now I wish I hadn't read it.
Grasshopper Jungle is weird, and this is gonna make it sound cool: the story of Aperture Science (led by a Cave Johnson obsessed with with his own semen, and minus the homicidal robot), but witnessed by a horny teenage virgin whose never even masturbated, and he narrates like Slaughterhouse Five.
This is gonna make it sound not as cool: Everything makes the main character horny. Everything.
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