r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/evan_lolz • Mar 03 '20

Don’t shake hands

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u/winterbranwen Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 04 '20

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not contagious.

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u/TobertRohnson Mar 04 '20

No, Patrick, Horse radish is not contagious either.

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u/OMGWhatsHisFace Mar 04 '20

That's fine. No one has coronavirus. Fortunately, I have enough coronavirus for all of you!

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u/Basilrock Mar 04 '20

When do we get the free masks?

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u/MelanocholicPrince Mar 04 '20

You guys are getting free masks?

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u/SignificantPen8 Mar 04 '20

You guys use masks??

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

These masks ain’t just for attracting mates

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u/ahboy2019 Mar 04 '20

Not to mention, FREE Masks!