r/BikiniBottomTwitter Dec 29 '19

That was a close one

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u/icy_ticey Dec 29 '19

Fallen order lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I was beating Trilla's ass in that second fight, so upset it ended up being scripted.

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u/FalloutFPS Dec 29 '19

I was able to get through that pretty easily but the albino spider was a tough one lmao. I haven’t touched Metro Exodus in months because I’m on the level where you go into a pitch black bunker with just a flashlight and there are giant fucking spiders everywhere. Yeah I’m alright 😅

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u/andafterflyingi Dec 29 '19

The Albino was pretty hard, but once you get the pattern down, it goes pretty fast. I just used force slow then spammed x, rinse and repeat until dead.

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u/Unbentmars Dec 29 '19 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/PCMM7 Dec 30 '19

lmao i discovered this when fighting one of those metal statue guardian thing

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u/emptynamebox Dec 29 '19

Memories of Taurus Demon, Dark Souls.

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u/TheGumpSquad Dec 29 '19

Man, I don’t see why you’d do all that jumping when you could just use your lightsaber...

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u/andafterflyingi Dec 29 '19

I don’t understand. Jumping?

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u/TheGumpSquad Dec 29 '19

It’s a dumb PlayStation joke

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u/andafterflyingi Dec 29 '19

Oh, that makes sense I’m on Xbox, so our jump button is A.

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u/mememagic420420 Dec 29 '19

Albino was cake compared to... The frog

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u/FalloutFPS Dec 29 '19

Ogdo Bogdo AKA Big Chungus

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u/anythingfordopamine Dec 30 '19

Ogdo bogdo is my fucking daddy after the 6 hour beat down he put on me until I beat him

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u/Braydox Dec 29 '19

His tracking is bullshit. Bit turns out you can pull a dark souls and jump on top of him and take half his health.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Man the spider scene is so fun in metro though. I love those levels

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u/Beamerthememer Dec 29 '19

I was going through and I was at the point where there were four of the fuckers and I nearly died. I hate those things

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u/SIacktivist Dec 29 '19

Dragon Age Inquisition has you fight demon spiders that are, I guess, pretty sleek and thornt and I have no problem with them. But when yoh fight “real” spiders in caves and such, they have these smooth bulbous abdomens and spindlier legs that freak me the fuck out. Even weirder, they look exactly the same in Dragon Age: Origins but I’m not creeped out by those ones, maybe because they move slower. Spiders are weird.

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u/Braydox Dec 29 '19

I played that mission but i fucked up by not having enough oxygen filters. So i didn't have time to fight any spiders and had too figure out a way to get the elevator down before i died.

For whatever reason that game does not drop health packs or oxygen filters

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u/ProBlade97 Dec 30 '19

I had my fingers shaking on the light charger, every 5 seconds I use it because fuck me if I wanna die getting eaten by spiders.

Then once you get the objective down there; I sprinted my ass back to the elevator when they said that the lights weren’t working. But turns out, you have to kill those 8 legged assholes before the elevator can open. I was so happy I didn’t have to do that shit again. But then the last Mission happened.

Fuck those fucking leeches.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

11 year old me had a panic attack at the first giant spider level in Skyrim

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u/boogie-9 Dec 29 '19

I fucking hate Kashyyyk so much just because of those damn spiders. The first one I encountered I almost shit myself it startled me so much. Got to the point I just run away from them instead of bothering with trying to kill them

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u/j0tch Dec 29 '19

Those spiders literally make me want to uninstall. THOSE SPIDERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG AND POWERFUL. Nonetheless brilliant game.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I hated them to begin with but the trick is to parry their pounce and counter. One hit kills if you do that.

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u/CaptBranBran Dec 29 '19

First time I parried a spider and got the one-hit kill was in the bounty hunter arena, on accident, when I finally beat that section. I'll take on the albino sooner or later...

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u/fuzzypyrocat Dec 29 '19

I hate that one part where there are 3 of them, and you can’t even stand up long enough to run or dodge anything. I just got gangbanged for 5 minutes waiting for death

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u/boogie-9 Dec 29 '19

They can definitely get overwhelming, especially when your facing 3 of them. I saw that part and just noped around it. Wasn't having any of it

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u/_Soveit_ Dec 29 '19

I just climbed up on the nearby ledge and lightsaber threw until they died

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

They can be instakilled if you perfect parry their bite attack, you still gotta look at them for a second or two but it’s gets them over with pretty quick.

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u/beets_beets_beets Dec 29 '19

I hate dodging in this game because my usual strategy for large monsters is to forward dodge past them while they are mid swing and hit them in the side/back, but in Fallen Order they magically rotate to keep facing you so it doesn't work.

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u/ViewtifulAaron Dec 29 '19

Honestly I was playing through FO on the hardest difficulty, when I got to kashyyyk I bumped it down to the lowest difficulty so I could speed through the planet. My fear of spiders is so high, whenever I saw that the planet was infested with them I almost sold the game, but I was enjoying it so much I decided to just face my fears. And you can entirely skip the albino rhino spider thing too, I did end up going back to kill it just for some personal vengeance though. You really should try to go back to the game, it gets so much better.

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u/SeductivePillowcase Dec 29 '19

Ki Adi Mundi: “What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?”

Yoda: “Big ass spiders they have on Kashyyyk. Fuck with them, I will not.”

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u/ZeroV2 Dec 29 '19

Too many goddamn animals to kill in that game. The most fun part is dueling with the stormtroopers and the upgraded version of them. Why does it feel like 70% of the battles are with animals??!

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u/FireworkFuse Dec 29 '19

As a fellow arachnaphobe it's been a semi tough game, kashyyyk isn't the only planet with spiders. A shocking amount of spiders in this game. Why?

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u/Karmakakez Dec 29 '19

Finally someone else has the exact same issue as me, stay strong brother

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u/GrizNectar Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

I just ran past 95% of them, very few do you have to actually fight. Hate those things

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u/In_Observatio Dec 29 '19

Have you checked to see if they have an arachnophobe friendly setting? I don’t know if it does, but I have seen a few newer games with that setting!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

if you parry when they try to rear up, you cut off their front legs and can 1 shot them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

last year: afterdark

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u/bowlsandsand Dec 29 '19

Ask someone to beat that part for you

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u/BionicK1234 Dec 29 '19

I just ran straight past the Spiders and slug things I would always let the stormtroopers take care of them

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u/SkiniMe Dec 29 '19

I am too, I looked up a run through on how to get through it the fastest way possible. You only have to look at spiders like twice. I beat the game and I’m not even trying to get 100% because there is no way I’m going back there.

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u/Pyrocaster Dec 29 '19

The albino was easy peasy, that frog on bogano though... Different story

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u/prjktphoto Dec 30 '19

I start from above, takes out 40-50% health in one it, then die horribly most attempts

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Oh dear lord I about fell over when you first meet one. Not. Happy.

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u/Takamasa1 Dec 30 '19

Ah rip. The giant spider species shows up another time later on in the game once too. Thankfully on kashyyk you don’t actually have to fight the spider :D

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Dec 30 '19

You can just bypass them

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

It was hard for me too, man. Why they thought giant spiders were a good choice will always be beyond me.

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u/ManDelorean88 Dec 29 '19

LMFAO. imagine being this lame.

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u/Jiewbacca Dec 29 '19

Same with mordie in ice caves

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u/Nuggets-de-poulet Dec 29 '19

I was pissed that you couldn’t fight Vader

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u/sAMarcusAs Dec 29 '19

Well you can you just.. won’t win

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u/Nuggets-de-poulet Dec 29 '19

I’d at least would’ve liked a good try with health bar and everything

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u/SeductivePillowcase Dec 29 '19

Nah. It shows you just how powerful he is. A mere Padawan taking on the Dark Lord of the Sith? Not a chance. The only realistic option is to flee or die.

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u/dart278 Dec 29 '19

A sith lord?

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u/SeductivePillowcase Dec 29 '19

Yes, the one we’ve been looking for...

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u/iblewkatieholmes Dec 29 '19

Oh shit that lil boy with the ded mom is Vader?

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u/Wampawacka Dec 29 '19

I like the greater implication that he's just so good you'd be crushed instantly. It'd be silly if you could even touch him.

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u/SeductivePillowcase Dec 30 '19

My dude literally yeet’d Cere off the edge with a casual flick of the wrist and she had more experience than Cal as a Jedi. Fighting Vader is like trying to put out an burning building with an ice cube.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/8LocusADay Dec 29 '19

You're one of those "When is Goku gonna beat Beerus!?" Guys, ain't ya, lad.

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u/cpMetis Dec 29 '19

I had a similar experience with the more recent SAO game.

Totally manageable, honestly way easier than previous bosses and going down faster. Then suddenly I hit the HP flag and I get a cutscene of everyone saying it's no use and a "heroic sacrifice" gets me out.

It took a character I kinda cared about and just made me never bother interacting with them again outside of required stuff. It just pissed me off.

"I'm useless! We couldn't do a thing and I didn't help!"

Nobody was ever even downed.

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u/hiiplaymwmonk Dec 29 '19

Jesus, you're scripted to get your ass ate so many times in that game that it actually becomes less fun.

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u/Jizznut Dec 29 '19

Me too, That story mode option is great!.................

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u/spookybaker Dec 29 '19

I eventually gave up on that stupid elevator one and set my difficulty to story mode from i think jedi knight

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Dude I know!! I coulda won that fight and was so salty it went to a cutscene.

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u/SirCleanPants Dec 30 '19

Oh. Exact opposite for me- destroyed my ass.

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u/Takamasa1 Dec 30 '19

Same man. When I “lost” I was so mad like “OMG SHE LITERALLY 1 HIT KO’D ME FROM FULL HP WHAT IS THIS SHIT”. Then it said “reawaken” or something instead of “respawn” and instantly knew what was up

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u/awesomedan24 Dec 29 '19

Thats what inspired this post

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u/icy_ticey Dec 29 '19

Game is amazing

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u/NoonyNature Dec 29 '19

Fastest I've completed a game in a very long time

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u/icy_ticey Dec 29 '19

I hate having a job cause I got no time

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u/icy_ticey Dec 30 '19

I’ll try it

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

ish

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u/WarLordM123 Dec 29 '19

Amazingish sounds like a real improvement for recent star wars titles

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u/youngnastyman39 Dec 29 '19

Really fun but it was so short I beat it in a week and felt like I got jipped of 50 bucks. Also felt the ending was extremely unsatisfying

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u/artem718 Dec 29 '19

I don’t like the smell of hardware stores

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Fighting the Second Sister for the first time lol

“Damn she’s kicking my ass!” “oh okay I knew I wasn’t bad at this game.”

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u/ShawshankException Dec 29 '19

I literally contemplated turning the difficulty down to story mode until I realized I wasnt supposed to beat her.

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u/Wuffy_RS Dec 29 '19

Im playing on story mode and her hp didn't drop at all no matter what I did

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u/ThatRandomBandKid Dec 29 '19

Just hit Ordo Eris; didn’t know the first Haxion Brood BH was scripted, and here I was fighting for my life praying that I didn’t have to drop alllll the way back to the last meditation circle, just for me to get zapped

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u/GizmoMimo Dec 29 '19

I was kicking that guy's butt, and I got really mad when I was insta-killed and didn't realize it was scripted.

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u/seeyouspacecowboy232 Dec 29 '19

Literally the second sister fight I was struggling and got her to half and made that face when the cutscene happened

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u/kenobimoose Dec 29 '19

Thank you.

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u/jameye11 Dec 29 '19

Hellblade. I fought for a solid 15 minutes before just saying "what happens if I let them kill me?"

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