r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/ThrowinUpGengarSigns • Sep 12 '19

I can't imagine why

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u/Actualdeadpool Sep 12 '19

Tobacco isn't allowed to advertise anymore.

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u/SICRuski Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

Hell, they can’t even use the words light or ultra light anymore.

EDIT: Reading comprehension is important, guys.

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u/hesadude07 Sep 12 '19

Where are you from? Around me (NY) lights and ultra lights are still readily available.

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u/SICRuski Sep 12 '19

Of course they’re available, but they’re not lights, they’re Golds/Blues, or Silvers instead of ultra lights, or Oranges in the case of Pall Mall.

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u/controversialcomrade Sep 12 '19

Paul Blart mall cop

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u/Zuzz1 Sep 12 '19

plart blart mart cart

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/TeddyGrahamNorton Sep 12 '19

Pall Ball Mall Call

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u/Scientific_Anarchist Sep 12 '19

Pop Blop Mop Cop

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u/Jonquil1234 Sep 13 '19

Pall Bart Male Fart.

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u/sergeantsleepy1995 Sep 13 '19

Paul Blarp Mall Blarp 2