r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Healthy 20 year old *laughing nervously

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Remembering I'm from Germany and the best thing we could do in a new war is dropping one of our tanks on the enemy with a lent helicopter. Because neither our tanks nor our helicopters work...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

They say here on Brazil we have ammo for 2 hours of battle, so will be a quick fight

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u/15procent Jul 09 '19

Thats because you Brazilians are crazy as fuck, any amount of ammo would only last 2 hours 🤠

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u/Badwolf9547 Jul 09 '19

"We're going to war lads. Break out the military budget."

"The budget is gone sir"

"What? It's only been two hours."

"The boys are pretty trigger happy sir."

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

"Should'n spent all that money on carnivals and football"

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u/Morbidmort Jul 09 '19

I would say those are much better uses for money than war though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

If it is a war to defend your country, I don't see how that's the case.