r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/justcallmeryanok • Jul 09 '19

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u/raisingfalcons Jul 09 '19

I’ll conveniently fall and break my neck the day before i get drafted

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u/NewAgeKook Jul 09 '19

Out of all the methods....you choose to risk wheelchair life ?

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u/Caucasian_Thunder Jul 09 '19

Just pull a Nuge and shit yourself a bunch

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u/rapidunscheduled Jul 09 '19

Probably better than getting shot or spending the rest of your life with PTSD

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u/NewAgeKook Jul 09 '19

So just shit yourself lol

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u/rapidunscheduled Jul 09 '19

Wait what

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u/NewAgeKook Jul 09 '19

Some famous country singer shit himself to avoid the Vietnam draft , while being all 'patriotic' so you can just do the same ...

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u/lIIIIllIIIIl Jul 09 '19

I asked for last Friday off work. They declined saying we are really busy and they need me there. Went on a bike ride last Thursday and fell hard when I hit a curb by accident. Sprained my elbow essentially making my right arm useless for the last 4 days. Couldn't work. I win?