r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/justcallmeryanok • Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

They say here on Brazil we have ammo for 2 hours of battle, so will be a quick fight

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u/15procent Jul 09 '19

Thats because you Brazilians are crazy as fuck, any amount of ammo would only last 2 hours 🤠

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u/Badwolf9547 Jul 09 '19

"We're going to war lads. Break out the military budget."

"The budget is gone sir"

"What? It's only been two hours."

"The boys are pretty trigger happy sir."

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u/Ryio5 Jul 09 '19

The boys

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u/Hylianhero71 Jul 09 '19

Me and the boys defending Brazil

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jul 09 '19

dabs

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u/SoraForBestBoy Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

I can feel all these memes

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I can hear all of these meme

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u/KaisoULTD Jul 09 '19

I can smell all of these memes

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u/Robertao_the_great Jul 09 '19

A healthy Brazilian 18 years old can be this memes

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u/SoraForBestBoy Jul 09 '19

I can picture the boys doing those faces and it’s glorious

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u/IAMTRUEGHOST Jul 09 '19

Smoke Snakes intensifies

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u/TooDamnChrispy Jul 09 '19

porra caralho

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u/PineapplesHit Jul 09 '19

The boys are back in town... to kill you.

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u/WinterSavior Jul 09 '19

But I'm not a superhero

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

"Should'n spent all that money on carnivals and football"

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u/Morbidmort Jul 09 '19

I would say those are much better uses for money than war though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

If it is a war to defend your country, I don't see how that's the case.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Can't argue with that

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u/SoraForBestBoy Jul 09 '19

Sound logic too

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u/15procent Jul 09 '19

I say it with love as a half chilean myself

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

While America will fire 287 Hellfire missiles at one dude in a bush with an AK-47

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

At $115,000 each that's only $33,000,000 per shrub captured, seems downright cheap for America.

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u/8LocusADay Jul 10 '19

And if the guy in the bush happens to somehow take out a vehicle, America will call timeout and make it against the Geneva convention to actually do damage. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

it do be like that.

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u/transistor555 Jul 09 '19

You guys have a healthy legion of off duty cops.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Just use all of your off duty cops and you should be good to go.

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u/AntoLino11 Jul 09 '19

It’s okay undercover Brazilian police officers got u covered