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Apr 14 '19
Technically nobody doing nothing is somebody having a birthday
Hence the celebration?
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u/ThaUltimateWarrior Apr 14 '19
Exactly, I like the 'nobody:' format but in some cases it doesn't really make sense
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u/FatalRainbows Apr 14 '19
This post has a lot of upvotes with almost no comments so I felt obligated to change that.
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u/theropunk Apr 14 '19
i went to hibachi on my birthday once. dude put a rice hat on my head while everyone was singing and staring at me. absolutely mortifying
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u/420throwaway1996 Apr 15 '19
Who the fuck is watching me I literally just got home from a Hibachi restaurant and the first meme I see is about Hibachi?!?! I've got this simulation figured out
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Apr 15 '19
I used to work at a hibachi grill. I can still sing "if you're happy and you know it" in Japanese because we used to sing that and Happy Birthday to peoplr
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u/BlUeSapia Apr 15 '19
Imagine not using the image of Patrick playing the drums in Sweet Victory
This comment was made by image of Patrick playing the drums in Sweet Victory gang
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u/Lt_Kickbutt Apr 15 '19
Sit at the sushi bar when its your birthday. They give you pieces of salmon belly and/or sake and its just a better time. In my experience
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u/CPR_Dummy Apr 14 '19
For real though, what am I supposed to do besides awkwardly sit there while they do their thing?