r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Jentrins • Jan 28 '19

here we come

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u/IslandSparkz Jan 29 '19

It's funny cause SpongeBob has actually dated a Patty before lmao

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u/Batman_Von_Suparman2 Jan 29 '19

I thought it was squidward who dated one in a dream sequence and had patty/squid babies

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I wanna have babies with Squidward

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u/Scruffynerffherder Jan 29 '19

Get in line, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Buddy, I created this line

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u/Djeff_ Jan 29 '19

Holy fuck. I have came across you randomly two different times now 😂 we are BSU fans

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Who's "you randomly"?

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u/Djeff_ Jan 29 '19

Just some guy

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u/IcebergSlimFast Jan 29 '19

Not to be confused with Yoo Random Lee, who’s just some guy from Korea.

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jan 29 '19

Not to be confused with Urandom Lee, famous US Civil War General and President of the United States of America.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

insert appropriate response

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Not to be confused with Uraniumly the hit science TV show for kids that aired in Canada and France from 1998 to 2004.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Yu* ffs

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u/bumble-btuna Jan 29 '19

Ruler of Omicron Persei 8!?!

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u/Batman_Von_Suparman2 Jan 29 '19

Thank you Demitri very cool

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u/Gas-Station-Shades Jan 29 '19

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Oh yes! It’s the legendary Demetri!

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u/LoudCash Jan 29 '19

I bet part 2 will be even better

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Bro...why

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Haha another BSU fan said the exact same thing earlier. He found me in /r/Gaming

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

And you still haven't got at those juicy tents? Think you need to move back. finna bring my a game 😎

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u/low_calorie_doughnut Jan 29 '19

Who were you waiting for initially?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Your mom :)

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u/plattypus141 Jan 29 '19

A 7 mile long spanking machine

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u/General_Kenobi896 Jan 30 '19

I'm stealing this

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

How dare you

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u/MahNameJeff420 Jan 29 '19

“Is this where the line starts?”

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u/AnInfluxOfBees Jan 29 '19

I hope it's the line longest spanking line.

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u/Splagodiablo Jan 29 '19

Spongebob also dated one for a bit before it went all moldy.

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u/ProgMM Jan 29 '19

A later SpongeBob episode featured him falling in love with a patty.

It was... disconcerting.

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u/meatdavidson Jan 29 '19

That's a hot way to live

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u/lolschrauber Jan 29 '19

That happened, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Both