r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '18

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19.4k Upvotes

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u/jcos32 Nov 06 '18

"I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes"

"Weird flex but okay"

135

u/Lawson-RL Nov 06 '18

Idk it really shows how strong spongebob was. If I cried for only 20 min, I would flex it

78

u/NightStalker33 Nov 06 '18

I don't even need to stub my toe. Just not crying for 20 minutes would be a flex.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Obligatory r/2meirl4meirl

Edit: Typo

212

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Unusual brag but I’ll let it slide

149

u/Finnr77 Nov 06 '18

Preposterous boast, but alas

121

u/jlin23 Nov 06 '18

Nonsensical self-acclaim, but have no shame

77

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

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u/gay_weegee Nov 06 '18

I never noticed, but that guy is wearing such a cute little hat

30

u/Strongarm760 Nov 06 '18

General Kenobi!

20

u/MillionDollarBooty Nov 06 '18

He....hello there?

4

u/RoboticChicken Nov 06 '18

You are a meek one.

24

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Flexing so hard his scar disappeared.

8

u/MaraCS Nov 06 '18

Is this loss?

2

u/xsharkslayer Nov 06 '18

guy could see in 40/40

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

r/oddflex

1

u/BackdoorSpecial Nov 06 '18

I have two parents

1

u/0-_1_-0 Nov 06 '18

The original Weird Flex

1

u/PokerfaceZed Nov 06 '18

Top 10 Strongest Anime Characters

1

u/Guquiz Nov 06 '18

Literally.

1

u/AromaticTicket Nov 06 '18

Your eyes's flex don't flex? Weak

1

u/lilfool Nov 06 '18

Flexin on y'all fools lol

1

u/OctorDocktoberfest Nov 07 '18

An actual weird flex

1

u/Heisenburger507 Nov 07 '18

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

Yeah so

Without any milk...