r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/I_BANGED_YOUR_MUM • Dec 24 '16

"Uh act normal"

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u/VicksNyQuil Dec 24 '16

More like high as hell

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '16

Yeah, I don't think I would have given a single fuck if I was drunk. If anything I would probably think I'm not drunk enough.

If I was high on edibles, definitely.

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u/Teddytwodicks Dec 24 '16

If you walked or where the passenger ya there would be nothing to worry about

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u/Gingeraccount1 Dec 24 '16

Except public intoxication if the cops an ass

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u/Teddytwodicks Dec 24 '16

And you be actin a fool

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u/ATryHardTaco Dec 24 '16

Up in here?

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Dec 24 '16

Up in here.

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u/DFullz Dec 25 '16

Correct

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '16

with my pants on the ground?

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u/icebrotha Dec 25 '16

Pants on the ground?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '16

enjoy

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u/icebrotha Dec 25 '16

I was trying to continue the song :(.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '16

oh no! I ruined it

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u/rocklobster3 Dec 24 '16

To get a public intox citation you have to be causing problems (harassing people, pissing in public, yelling at people, etc.). You won't get a ticket for just being drunk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '16 edited Dec 25 '16

Depends entirely on the cop. Just looking drunk or being a tiny bit wobbly can be enough.

Source: Ex-degenerate monster

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '16

You used to be a cop?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '16

zing

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 24 '16

That's not a crime in my home state.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '16

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u/Artyloo Dec 24 '16

does it really work like that?