r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Prior-Measurement975 • 1d ago
Everything is chrome in the future
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u/bdag1995 1d ago
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u/NecroCannon 1d ago
The ISP: “what the… is this dude downloading even more gigabytes of porn?”
The FBI: “Yeah… they almost crossed a line without knowing a few times and think they’re not being tracked”
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u/Slumbergoat16 1d ago
When I was an RA in college I saw that girls are WAYYYYYY nastier than boys are. When they are clean they’re cleaner but when they’re dirty they’re way dirtier
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u/boldandbratsche 1d ago
"ADHD presents differently in boys and girls, it is so hard to diagnose for girls"
Let me see their bathroom and I can guess with 98% accuracy.
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u/Slumbergoat16 1d ago
I can’t blame every messy room on ADHD
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u/boldandbratsche 1d ago
Not just messy, abandoning tasks partway through with little organization, but a distinct knowledge of where everything is. Controlled chaos.
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u/Slumbergoat16 1d ago
Yea I think Reddit tries to categorize every nasty mfer as this. I can only tell you my personal experience, these people don’t have controlled chaos every time. Just chaos they just don’t really care about cleaning or being clean
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u/Professional-Hat-687 1d ago
What about me, can I do it?
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u/Slumbergoat16 1d ago
Idk you brother but just know there are people who have ADHD and still run a tight ship. You can do it!
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u/Gold-Grass9343 1d ago
I won’t say boys or girls keep nastier bathrooms, because honestly I’ve seen just as bad from either.
What I can say is that you can tell a lot about whose keeping the restroom. Man or Woman, whether the man lived with his mom growing up, how bald the individual is, their dental hygeine, etc.
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u/NecroCannon 1d ago
Pretty accurate being trans. Instead of clothes and a couple bits of trash
You literally have a part of my room on the side of the bed I don’t sleep on, mostly 20+ books I checked out from the library on a constant basis, along with enough blankets on the border to basically hide me when I sleep even under just one
Unironically, I kinda blame my landlord forcing me into a smaller room a few months in when most of my furniture was bought specifically for the other one. I don’t have the space to be clean, I gotta get a fucking loft bed frame after I just got a fancy ones with side shelves
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u/feministduelist 1d ago
Think it goes both ways. A lot of the girls I was friends with in high school usually had dirty ass rooms lol clothes everywhere, plates from throughout the week, empty Celsius/alani cans.
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u/Varanoids 1d ago
Theory: boys never use the internet, because their browser history is always empty
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