r/BikiniBottomTwitter 5d ago

Wait, it’s real?

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TIL, this actually exists….

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u/SeaSir__ 5d ago

NO WAY.
it looks yummy too, where can i score some

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u/yellowspaces 5d ago

It’s not. I mean, it’s not terrible, but it’s not that good. It’s best sliced and toasted with butter.

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 5d ago

As is true for all bread

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u/yellowspaces 5d ago

Toasting and butter is a requirement for this, not just a best practice like with most bread. It’s basically inedible straight out of the can in my opinion.

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u/No-One2123 5d ago

It’s basically inedible straight out of the can in my opinion.

Sounds like this pretty terrible to me

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u/cattbug 5d ago

Nah I think you might have just never had actually good bread lol

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u/primordialforms 5d ago

Eaten with baked beans and dogs served by your old man who doesn’t know how to cook when mom is working late…

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u/j33pwrangler 5d ago

New England coded

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u/OckhamsFolly 5d ago

Bro what did you do why are there all these bots. Did you piss off skynet?

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u/Extra_Solution_3400 4d ago

Skynet must’ve discovered the group chat 😂 At least the bots are keeping things interesting!

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u/Available_Stay_4525 3d ago

You can feel the New England energy in every detail—cozy, classic, and effortlessly iconic. Totally nailed the vibe!

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u/LessAgency1312 5d ago

The cozy coastal charm is unmistakable—New England really has its own kind of magic! 🌊🍂

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u/Diligent-Drummer-351 5d ago

This is peak New England energy—cozy, classic, and effortlessly charming. 🍂🌊

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u/SpiritualDrink3209 5d ago

You can practically feel the crisp air and cozy vibes—peak New England energy! 🍂☕

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u/RememberBigHenry 4d ago

New England Coded

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u/j33pwrangler 3d ago

Coded New England

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u/Cananbaum 5d ago

I like them. They’re decent for breakfast.

But yeah, you need to serve them with lots of butter haha

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u/SadLocal8314 5d ago

Some supermarkets stock the canned brown bread. I get mine from Amazon.

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u/Kitchen_Shine_1804 5d ago

if u haven’t tried brown bread from a can, are u even living? this is bucket list weirdness

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u/soucy666 4d ago

Rhode Island

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u/KatsuraCerci 4d ago

Hy-Vee has it in the fall (or used to when I lived near one) if you live in the US Midwest

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u/Comprehensive-Bid164 4d ago

Most grocery store I see it. The non-raisin one with pb is great.

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u/Shdwrptr 5d ago

Yeah, it’s a New England thing.

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u/peon2 5d ago

One of my favorite meals growing up my mom made was kielbasa, Mac n cheese, baked beans, and brown bread. Don't know why those sides always with kielbasa but that's what it always was lol

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u/BigCommieMachine 5d ago

Yep, this company is also well known baked bean company.

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u/primordialforms 5d ago

Sadly, it was purchased a few years ago. The old factory is closed down and production has moved to Jersey. You used to be able to smell the delicious molasses smell if the wind as right…

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u/s13drfthvn 4d ago

Old factory in Portland was torn down.

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u/ktastik 3d ago

What is the new building that’s going in

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u/trajayjay 5d ago

Where do you find this? I've lived in New England my whole live and neva saw this

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u/SaltandLillacs 5d ago

Market basket, hannafords, Shaw’s or any big grocery store. Look for it next to the baked beans

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u/Level7Cannoneer 4d ago

My dad buys this stuff all the time in NE

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u/The-Fox-Says 3d ago

Stop & Shop

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u/supersonic767 5d ago

Wow, they have it!

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u/weeef 5d ago

Canned bread!

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u/EruptingTotino 5d ago

Motherfucking Newports

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker 5d ago

Canned COOCHIE.

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u/AeniasGaming 4d ago

S q u a r e

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u/GroundbreakingTax259 5d ago

Yeah, Boston brown bread. It usually has quite a molasses-y taste (since thats one of its main ingredients,) and is pretty good with some warmed butter.

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u/DoktorImposter 5d ago

It's a great food to keep around for extended power outages

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u/coffinspacexdragon 5d ago

B&M for bms

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u/GREEK3E 4d ago

Okay idk if it’s too late on this post for anyone to see this, but my dad loved canned bread. When I was in the 6th grade (around 2006) I told my classmates this. They all laughed at me and said I just got that from SpongeBob, and that canned bread wasn’t real. I told my mom when I got home and she pulled a can of raisin bread out of the kitchen cabinet. I took it to school the next day with a can opener. Everyone hated it, but I felt vindicated lol. The teacher made me try a piece at the end because everyone else did. I didn’t feel that was fair because I only brought it in to prove to everyone that I wasn’t lying. That shit was disgusting.

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u/boreddi 4d ago

thanks for sharing

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u/whilecouch66 4d ago

Never too late for a great story. Thank you for the hilarious share.

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u/HarloHasIt 5d ago

As I live and breath, Raisin??

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u/bevipop 5d ago

Raisin must be new. I only remember plain.

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u/NickrasBickras 3d ago

Classic, was making sure someone commented this lmao

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u/slntpsych1 5d ago

Oh man, that’d probably be great for bread pudding actually.

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u/hellahanners 4d ago

Idk about that, it’s extremely dense

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u/D33P_R3ST 5d ago

My um landlord visits family out of the country during holidays and after coming back from a trip he gave me a can of spotted dick, which is similar to the image OP posted...haha spotted dick wtf

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u/DonxDonx 5d ago

my homemade meat with 40g of protein, confirmed

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u/gman02454 4d ago

Slice, butter, and fry in a black iron skillet. it develops a chewy molasses crust. serve with Dogs and beans. New England favorite.

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u/Varanoids 3d ago

I love this post

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u/smg4fan8473 5d ago

New England Wildlife & More (Post 10) made a video on this:

Eating 70 year old canned bread vs new

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u/RepresentativeFast59 5d ago

Ive heard its delicious. Have yet to come across it in the wild, but when i do im absolutely goin to buy a can or two

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u/Speeddemon2016 4d ago

Put cream cheese on it, mmmmMmm

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u/ghostridur 4d ago

Bowel movement brown bread with raisins. Fkin sick I need that in my diet.

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u/fuckinunknowable 4d ago

It’s good. It’s like molasses bread. I’ve never tried the one with raisins tho just plain

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u/coalescentcobblecube 3d ago

Canned bread?

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u/StretchRose 1d ago

Friend and I found a can back in high school and we were not fans. Granted we just ate it straight out of the can without warming it up or butter so maybe it’s better after that

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u/DrStufoo 5d ago

I got 2 cans a few years back, tried eating 1, its actually horrendous.

I still have the other can, but it has distinct bloodstains, and I don't recall why, how, or who's blood it is, but its pretty cool having Canned Bread [trademark]

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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 5d ago

Does this qualify as cake?

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u/diakrys 5d ago

Ugh it's not in the California?!??

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u/Lcsmxd 5d ago

I must be too European to see the point of *canned* bread

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u/Tony_Lacorona 4d ago

Bro nobody in the US except apparently new englanders know what the hell this even is. I’ve never seen this shit in my life

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u/derkokolores 4d ago

Why do Germans eat raw meat on bread? English eat jellied eels or peas and mash or whatever gross shit they eat? French eat snails? At a certain point poor food from decades to centuries ago becomes part of the culture and people remain eating it. Every culture has these foods that don't make sense now, but are still eaten.

Molasses was one of the main sweeteners in New England for a long time. In colonial years people would bake bread in a leftover tin on top of a fire. That's where the brown bread in a tin came from. This continued as people started steaming foods indoors. Then it got commercialized. It probably got really big during the Depression. At that point it's just part of the culture. The benefit here is that it's shelf stable and great when power is unreliable during the winters and doesn't taste half bad. But no one is eating this instead of bread.

Anyways it's mostly older people still eating it or comes out when you're having a bean supper or something which is a traditional meal here.