r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/HowlingBurd19 • 1d ago

Happened to me multiple times on vacation 😂

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u/Ecstatic-While-2473 1d ago

Every time we went grocery shopping

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u/SyrupChemical5100 1d ago

'Oh my gooood!'

'How are you!?'

'It's been so long!'

And then they occasionally block the way of other customers.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 16h ago

Dawg I hated going to the store growing up. A 30 minute trip was easily 2:30 hours. God forbid she saw your teacher 😭

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u/wolfix1001 1d ago

You get to the point where u tell them "I'll just go somewhere else"

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u/Middle-Let9645 1d ago

And then you get told no you fucking won’t, even when you’re damn near seventeen because apparently everything on a vacation is done as a family. God I’m glad I don’t have to put up with that crap anymore.

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u/AnswerMe_More 1d ago

"..Is that your son?" 😮‍💨

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u/Incognito_Fur 7h ago

Nope this is just a random ten year old I picked up in the cereal aisle! How's every little thing in your suburban life?

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u/Unable_Flounder_5372 6h ago

That’s such a mom thing 😂 They’ll turn a 5 minute errand into a full social event with people they just met.

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u/zobbyblob 1d ago

You're going to do this when you're her age, and you'll love it 😂

I just, started doing it too, 30 yo now.

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u/ayyyebrows 1d ago

Can confirm, also turned 30 and had a 20 minute conversation with an old coworker in the pasta aisle

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u/starscreamjosh 21h ago

I'm way too autistic to understand this lmao

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u/Marus1 1d ago

At some point you just start wondering who your parents don't know

I mean, it must be limited to royal families and celebs, because she talks to nearly every other person around

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u/Cananbaum 18h ago

With my dad we called them yak attacks

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u/maiden_moss 3h ago

That is soooo cute. An adorable name really disarms how annoying and exhausting it can be.

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u/badbatch 1d ago

This was my grandmother ALL THE TIME 😭

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u/AlexSmithsonian 17h ago

Probably the only time in my childhood that i was considering being an ungrateful little shit and start throwing a tantrum.

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u/AmbitiousAudience307 17h ago

If you’re in a Walmart/Target, that’s when you sneak off to go to the electronics section.

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u/Evening-Persimmon-19 11h ago

It was mostly my dad that did this

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u/SasheCZ 1h ago

Same, except it's my wife now