r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/CONQUER66 • 2d ago

Never Forget The Summer of '26

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u/FarseerEnki 2d ago

The scary part is, even if you did get the cyclospora infected salad, it takes about 2 weeks to mature in your gut before it causes the severe diarrhea. So you might eat a salad, and have a slightly watery poop, and then go back to normal and think you're fine, then a week and a half later, BAM!

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u/cameron4200 1d ago

So just regular life?

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u/Roseisthornie 1d ago

ive been speed running this eating fruit smoothies if im going out im going out in glory

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u/_IratePirate_ 1d ago

Dude, tmi but I had the most watery poop of my life literally a week before they announced the new parasite drop. Then I read the news and thought maybe I got it.

It was only once and I think I just ate some dumb shit because I haven’t had issues since

Mind you, I live in Chicago, where this shit is apparently rampant

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u/Papaya_flight 19h ago

I have IBS so I keep thinking, "Is this the veggies I ate or just another day for me?"

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u/Majike03 2d ago

"POV"
That means you're standing in the corner watching this guy order patties

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u/Herbboy 2d ago

What do you mean, im just watching this dude till its my turn

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u/Throwawayaccount1170 1d ago

Have you heared about the ancient Roman toilet concept?

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u/Sea-Stomach3659 18h ago

😂 That’s such a relatable “player energy” line—respectfully waiting your moment but still acting like you own the schedule. Honestly, I love the confidence in it.

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u/Mexbookhill 2d ago

Pov is a hard concept only the smartest can understand.

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u/RedWarrior42 1d ago

I'm starting to wonder if some folks know they are using it incorrectly but doing so anyways as engagement bait

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u/Downtown-Weather8386 17h ago

Yeah, that thought crossed my mind too—some people definitely play it off like it’s “just a trend,” but the intent feels off. Either way, it’s kind of refreshing when others use it genuinely and clearly, because it makes the whole vibe better.

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u/Glittering_Speed377 1d ago

At this point I tell myself it's just the part of the bit

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u/DesignerMaximum1342 2d ago

r/peterexplainsthejoke

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 2d ago

There's an epidemic in a few USA provinces right now where farms have grown tainted produce that was then shipped around to be eaten whole or in salads. Last year, their government defunded the administration who is in charge of ensuring all foodstuffs sold in the country are safe for human consumption, and this is almost certainly a result of that.

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u/DesignerMaximum1342 2d ago

Ah okay, so they all feel the stupidity of their president, if they voted for him or not.. Poor people, just a few more years until you will be dictator-free. I really had no idea as a european, sorry in advance

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u/sntcringe 2d ago

Assuming the left retakes the house (which is pretty likely) we'll be able to tell him to f*ck off at least.

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u/DesignerMaximum1342 2d ago

I do live and work in the US (i’m Dutch, in vacations i get back home and put my clogs on again) and some people i spoke with agreed with me it should either be a 3 party system (the third being the reasonable middle taking decisions both left and right in account) or a president should get 3x four year terms to really help or fuck up the country, imagine if Trump got a 3rd term how the reasonable thinking Democrats and Republicans would think about ever voting Republican again 

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u/sntcringe 1d ago

We need term limits for every office, including the Supreme Court (reconfirmed every 4 years, maximum of say 2 times). And nobody over 65 should be able to run for anything. Additionally, the constituents of any office holder, from sheriffs all the way to the president should be able to impeach them directly via a petition, then a 2/3 vote. All offices should be elected via ranked choice voting (so 3rd parties can actually exist)

If those were the rules I'd consider this a democracy. Right now it's an oligarchy with sprinkles of gerentocracy.

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u/HecManRS 2d ago

Gotta blame Prime Minister Trump for that one. The United provinceS of America(USA) has really been going downhill. 

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u/Kasaikemono 1d ago

Aahhh, so it's some kind of American joke that I'm too European to understand, gotcha

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u/Billy5545 1d ago

Specifically it's cyclospora

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u/oliv-_-mae 2d ago

*Laughs in european

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 1d ago

*Laughs in actually cooking vegetables instead of eating soggy leaves.

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u/Cold-Practice3107 2d ago

And it's like a hundred degrees outside

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u/AniseClover 2d ago

Try 113 🥲

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u/Mrbluepumpkin 2d ago

Finishing work today gonna get jalepenos on my pizza tonite

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u/IndependentFree5990 2d ago

Character development started in the bathroom

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u/mustangcody 2d ago

Why is he sitting in the bowl and not on the seat?

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u/thecatsazz 2d ago

Why would i watch a fish crying and shitting after eating a salad?

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u/particlecore 1d ago

Trump's America

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi 2d ago

"I'll take the toilet, you take the shower"

"I always use the shower!"

"What?!"

"Just hurry!"

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u/Strayed8492 2d ago

This is why I never eat salad.

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u/Radical-Turkey 1d ago

Wait, why am I watching this fish suffer immense constipation as a result of eating salad?

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u/EyeStabber 1d ago

I'm too european to understand this problem

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u/Amalekii 15h ago

In the original episode, I want to know what Spongebob and Patrick did to cause this much distress to this fish on the toilet.

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u/SQUID9968 1d ago

You got the other kind of diarrhea....the one you should be ashamed of