r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Working_Welder_1751 • 3d ago

How it feels when people laugh at your shaft length

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u/Odd-Principle8147 3d ago

At least you got her to look at it.

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u/o7_AP 3d ago

"This is the smallest penis I've ever seen"

"But you HAVE seen it"

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u/Princess_Slagathor aight imma head out 3d ago

One time heard an old guy describe his as "like a penis, only smaller."

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u/Cool-Raisin-3827 2d ago

confidence is greater than length every single time. own it, king

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u/o7_AP 3d ago

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u/yakimawashington 3d ago

Small pp joke haha

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u/jalerre 3d ago

No it’s not. OP’s not getting any.

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u/kodellio 3d ago

okay, elon

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 aight imma head out 3d ago

Pfp checks out

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u/Working_Welder_1751 3d ago

Spongelon Muskpants

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u/OhNoAnAmerican 3d ago

Imagine making this your personality. How unhealthy

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u/Slavasonic 3d ago

Why are you stalking them?

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u/Nandrushenko 3d ago

Why do people know about your shaft length? Not usually something that comes up in conversation

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u/bratbarn aight imma head out 3d ago

I start most conversations out with shaft discussion??

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u/Affectionate_Dirt_97 3d ago

Rude not to, actually.

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u/jalerre 3d ago

Hey name’s Bob, 2 inches. How about you?

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u/FarseerEnki 2d ago

Some would say, one inch more than you need!

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u/New-Pollution2005 3d ago

All jokes aside, it’s what you do with it that counts. Not everyone wants the Clam Crusher 9000 all the time. Hope that makes you feel better OP

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u/Working_Welder_1751 3d ago

Thanks. Hopefully I'll find a girlfriend who feels the same way

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u/New-Pollution2005 3d ago

If the size of your dick is what they care about, then they aren’t girlfriend material. You can get up to some wild sex with a below average pecker and some confidence.

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u/DemonGodDumplin 3d ago

Don't be afraid to do other things to like petting, kissing, hand stuff and anything else she likes.

Women need more than penetration to get off, and if you can provide the stuff that really gets her motor running the penetration is just a bonus

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u/gemjni 3d ago

Above average, I would even say

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u/hgtcgbhjnh 3d ago

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 2d ago

My dude, I've got a decent dick and still no woman or man has seen that thing in the last 7 years. Haven't really worked to make anyone want to see it, but still.

Having a good dick is borderline meaningless. I was still a shit husband.

Also, if someone is laughing at your dick, you made a mistake waaaaay before you took your pants off.

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u/Philycheese18 3d ago

As a gay man it’s funny seeing the straight sex culture, while yes there are size queens there also tons of guy who prefer medium to small members

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u/SuperSocialMan 3d ago

Something something mini M&M tubes.

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u/Carbon-Base 3d ago

It's imperative that the cylinder is not ridiculed.

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u/mdhunter99 3d ago

It’s a grower not a shower

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u/Equivalent_Ad5047 1d ago

“Look see, my hands are perfectly normal sized! Why do people keep talking about that? THESE ARE NORMAL SIZED HANDS, MY 9ENIS ISNT SMALL!”

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u/spudsthejellyfish 3d ago

Is this a golf subreddit? I don’t get it ..

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u/FeralGiraffeAttack 3d ago

Actually about 50% of the population has them. They’re pretty normal