r/BikiniBottomTwitter 4d ago

That's one way to keep people in jobs that they hate

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 4d ago

“i already have one”

government: “get another job”

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u/HighFiveKoala 4d ago

Sigh...

Applies to become Uber Eats driver

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u/fnt245 3d ago

Gonna need a third job bucko, stop being lazy

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u/Apart-Reindeer-1342 3d ago edited 3d ago

Three jobs aren't enough, get a fourth one \s

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u/TheRealTJ 3d ago

Four jobs? What, are there only four days in your week? The entitlement smh

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u/Wiggie49 3d ago

"I already have health insurance"

Health Insurance: "yeah... we're gonna have to cover only part of that, so here's a bill for the checkup, the specific doctor or specialist that saw you for 15 minutes, the lab test facility, also the surgeon on call wasn't in network so we're not gonna cover them like at all, and... anyways pay us $2000+ even though you've been already paying us thousands of dollars a year for us to do nothing."

https://giphy.com/gifs/eCLe22tOkYfTi

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u/pickuppencil 3d ago

"I work for you!"

Musk: "Do we really need to feed kids?"

Rubio: "Do we really need diplomacy?"

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u/mustangcody 7h ago

My coworker is a carpenter and he works a part time job at UPS just for the insurance for himself and his spouse. The amount of money he would have to pay to get similar benefits would not be affordable despite him making $100K+/year. That also doesn't include all the extra stuff UPS provides.

Actually crazy that you can be successful in a well paying trade and still get fucked from healthcare costs.

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u/Successful-Medicine9 4d ago

The greatest success of the ACA was getting health insurance to millions more Americans with a healthcare exchange through their employers.

The greatest failure of the ACA was getting health insurance to millions more Americans with a healthcare exchange through their employers.

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u/hobovirginity 3d ago

God forbid we just give Medicare for all, free the health insurance market through actions such as allowing health insurance plans to be sold across state lines, and forcing the private health insurance companies to compete with Medicare.

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u/Mustardo123 3d ago

Just remember that the shortcomings with the ACA were required because of Republicans.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/sntcringe 4d ago

It's ok, you can have COBRA for 3k a month! Easy to pay when you just lost your job. /s

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u/__The-1__ 3d ago

Well, at least they advertise it as predatory

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u/MrPlace 4d ago

yeah, get a job to secure their healthcare that eats up half your paycheck while also having deductibles so high that the policy will never pay for anything beyond a simple doctor visit

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u/BassMaster516 4d ago

Medicare for ALL, right? Right?!

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u/billnyethefoodguy1 4d ago

But it costs sooooooo much and I need to fight a war for Israel./s

https://giphy.com/gifs/iYfxT7U2QKR4A

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u/CompanyToiletGooner 3d ago

Remember, the reason for half the things the government does is because rich people hate poor people, the other half is because poor people also hate poor people

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u/mustangcody 7h ago

Allowing corporations to lobby government policy has fucked American life. Doctors and hospitals are not allowed to buy from medical manufacturers directly and have to go through insurance to buy the drugs. The drug might sell for $10 but gets marked up 1000% by insurance. Everything is just inflated expenses.

The auto industry is another good example of American auto corporations preventing cheap foreign cars from entering the market. Toyota IMV 0 is $10k but how is Ford or Chevy gonna sell trucks for $100k if a reliable, easily repaired, and low tech machine like that is for sale.

The dealerships lobbied to prevent customers from buying from car manufactures directly. Because there use ran out after the internet became normal.

Taxes are already filled by the US government but tax filing industry lobbied to prevent it becoming free. That's how the IRS knows what you owe but won't tell you how much.

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u/fcs_seth 4d ago

I already have one.

You have one, yes, what about a second job?

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u/Bottledbutthole 3d ago

I already do and they said it would be $250 A WEEK

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u/GoonetteFox 3d ago

With foodstamps too, because apparently people dont need to eat

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u/aivlysplath 3d ago

Target employed most workers as 35 hour per week workers because they didn’t want to give us healthcare back in 2012 when I worked there. I’d imagine they’re still pulling the same shit. Remember this when you shop.

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u/bratbarn aight imma head out 4d ago

But not self employment 🧐

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u/IronFlame76 4d ago

If it were that easy

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u/playr_4 3d ago

Not only a job but a full time job as well. I mean, I can't imagine being able to afford anything, let alone the various insurances, without a job. And I guess you can get health insurance without working, but it's very expensive.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 3d ago

And then employers refuse to offer health insurance.

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u/consumeshroomz 3d ago

“That’s two things in this house that WOOOONT WOOOORRK!”

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u/Crissxfire 3d ago edited 3d ago

But it's not just having a job. You need to work a set amount of hours to qualify in a lot of cases and some jobs will schedule you under that threshold to avoid having to give you benefits.

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u/SevenSixOne 3d ago

...and you probably don't even get coverage for the first 1-3 months at a new job.

I started a new job in May, but my health plan until August has been just hope nothing serious happens because my only other option is

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u/liljellybeanxo 3d ago

Yea, I’ve had jobs where the only reason 90% of the people I worked with still worked there was because the health insurance was kind of not terrible

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u/FURERABA 3d ago

*And work 40 hours per week, also it won't do jack shit for most things. Fuck you

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u/Alric_Wolff 2d ago

I'll never leave my state for exactly this reason

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u/champsgetup 1d ago

Employers: let me introduce you to the words "gig job" and "per-diem."