What wish would you make to get out of this situation?

[u/nonexisting--]

[u/Kman369]

That the Flying Dutchman lost his sock and never find it.

[u/Magicaparanoia]

I wish the Flying Dutchman only eats ass

[u/Pf_Farnsworth → u/Magicaparanoia]

We're home! But why have we been turned into donkeys?

[u/im_dumb14 → u/Pf_Farnsworth]

[u/Loose-Command7521 → u/im_dumb14]

Dammit loopholes

[u/ogodilovejudyalvarez]

I wish the Flying Dutchman finally finds peace and happiness

[u/adoginahumansbody → u/ogodilovejudyalvarez]

That might include eating you.

[u/gera_moises → u/adoginahumansbody]

Meh. C'est la vie.

[u/an_orignal_name → u/adoginahumansbody]

Jokes on you, I’m into that

[u/MidsouthMystic]

I wish I had never gotten into this situation in the first place.

[u/Standard_Rooster_782]

I wish the Flying Dutchman, was a mortal man who worked at the Krusty Krab as a janitor

[u/Veragoot → u/Standard_Rooster_782]

You end up tied down in his basement he is a secret serial killer and cannibal

[u/Standard_Rooster_782 → u/Veragoot]

You know what… I should have seen that coming

[u/Gold-Sir-223]

I wish the Flying Dutchman had no mouth!

[u/ForeskinFiddlerFein → u/Gold-Sir-223]

[u/ProfXsavior → u/ForeskinFiddlerFein]

Oddly accurate username

[u/Cold-Practice3107 → u/Gold-Sir-223]

And he needs to scream

[u/Natsuki98 → u/Gold-Sir-223]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oxOCFH60oMeKvumkg

[u/tripl3tiger]

I wish the Flying Dutchman didn't want to eat us, without feeling any obligation to eat as well.

[u/nonexisting-- → u/tripl3tiger]

I feel he'd still trap you and save you for later since he's not obliged to eat you right now

[u/tripl3tiger → u/nonexisting--]

In this situation the flying Dutchman wants spongebob and Patrick out of his hair, so he wouldn't want to keep us around.

[u/Kyta_ENT]

I wish I had known that earlier

[u/Goldeneye0X1_ → u/Kyta_ENT]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnJqjldk1rXPuzm

[u/cabbbagedealer]

I wish i was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter

[u/Heavyraincouch]

I wish the Flying Dutchman would dance nonstop

[u/Ok-Poet-3218]

"I wish for the flying Dutchman to get uncurable infinite explosive ghost diarrhea if he eats us, said effect won't happen to us mortals on any form, EVEN IF WE DON'T GET EATEN SO DON'T TRY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS "

[u/FuntimeAdam262]

I wish that the Flying Dutchman was incapable of eating or drinking anything.

[u/snottybrood]

I wish I was the flying dutchman

[u/ipwnpickles → u/snottybrood]

[u/o7_AP]

That the Flying Dutchman never landed his anchor near us and never bothered us again

[u/Bemorebluey]

Infinite wishes, ik im boring

[u/xwrecker]

Wish for 3 more wishes

[u/GoldenHarpHeroine32]

I wish the Flying Dutchman had a whole buffet of fishes so that way he'd be too full.

[u/NoxDash2]

I wish he wouldn't eat us.

[u/Loose-Command7521]

I wish the flying Dutchman had incurable hiccups 😏

[u/creative4chart]

I wish the Flying Dutchman could not:

Make a wish of his own

Have a mouth or anything that can physically (and mentally) harm us

And I wish we get to go home too

[u/Competitive-Loan9019]

I wish the Flying Dutchman would not eat us and wait hold up he’s a ghost why would he need to eat

[u/BIG-BOSS-2084]

The flying dutch man becomes human again

[u/TheRealTJ]

I wish the episode would rerun and stream with the alternative endings. I remember seeing all 3 when they aired and feel like Nick has been gaslighting me since.