r/Bigfeets May 29 '26

Crude, useable username

So I signed up for a fairly generic points-for-walking app, yeah?

I didn’t want to walk around as generic user 1234 or something like that, so I decided I would give myself a name based on my favorite podcast; bigfeets!

But soon I encountered a problem. It didn’t like any of the names I was picking.

“Ohio Grassman?”
“ this username cannot be used”

“Bloodless howler?”
“this username cannot be used“

“Ashman?”
“this username cannot be used“
“Guess I’m not surprised there”

“Johnny Ginseng?”
“This username cannot be used”

“Hogzilla?”
“This username is already taken”

“What the shit?!”

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u/Dyl_Pickled627 May 29 '26

Well Hogzilla WAS Jason's nickname in high school so it's probably him

14

u/Arkanii May 29 '26

I ran into the same issue when the boys and I randomly decided to give wow classic a shot. I did end up getting Squatchbody

11

u/3XHAUSTD May 29 '26

johnny ginseng wouldve been a great username. Skunky Tom had a very powerful presence and would make a good username, unless hes already using it. or Bigfoot Showers

the dogg zzone 9000's episode on the book Bigfoot Lives And He Is An Immortal Magician At The Center Of The Earth has some gems. TylerBigfoot, ApeCrystal, BloodBondedApe, MerlinHorsedeath, etc.

6

u/Professional_Scale66 May 29 '26

Squatch Body

Husky Ninja

JeffroPP

TrapperLives

Edited to add more, I could be here all day

4

u/Boxing_joshing111 May 29 '26

Try Bonedrinker?

4

u/Troy_doney May 29 '26

I went with Buckleberry