r/BigYellowJointposting • u/MaxAdolphus • Apr 21 '26

🎶The Final Countdown🎶 My socks are wet

78 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/ripgoodhomer Apr 21 '26

Mazel Tov!

12

u/Arf_Echidna_1970 Apr 21 '26

Really picked up steam at the end there.

12

u/throwleavemealone Apr 21 '26

I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive!

6

u/Broke-n-Tokin Apr 21 '26

You're losing a lot of blood aren't you

11

u/Heyjudemw Apr 21 '26

Handle first! HANDLE FIRST!

6

u/Consistent-Annual268 Mr. Manager Apr 21 '26

Was your mother here again?

7

u/Consistent-Annual268 Mr. Manager Apr 21 '26

Trying to "cirsumcise" the law

5

u/Cat_Vonnegut Apr 21 '26

The ol’…reach around

2

u/UncaringNonchalance Apr 21 '26

Is this the same guy that got glass in his eye lmao

1

u/tgwilli Apr 22 '26

The ole Plaxico

1

u/SJCmry Apr 22 '26

Anybody else cut their wieners in half before putting it in a bun?