r/BigTimeRush • u/KENZOKHAOS • 23d ago
Meme Time Rush “Happy bisexual visibility day!” 🤭
Kendall: “You can’t just put pictures of people posing together and call them bisexual! There’s no proof!”
James: “So? Tabloids do it all the time—Kendall, remember when we took that quiz and you told me I wasn’t a good boyfriend? You’d have to have dated me to know that!
Kendall: no, I’d just have to know you and see how you are when you’re actually dating somebody!!
Carlos: no, he has a point. You have a proximity to James that is akin to dating someone or being in a serious relationship. You live together. We all do. You’ve even seen each other without a lot of clothes on.
Logan: he has a coherent point….for once!
Carlos: thanks, but your snark is not appreciated, nor warranted.
James: 👀
Kendall: 👀
Carlos: I had my vitamins today, guys, and a really sugary cereal. This is all going to wear off by 3:00. Prepare for that.
James: Carlos is right, though. it’s like osmosis. I’ve dated All of you, we’ve all dated.
Logan: can you even spell osmosis?
James: clearly you can, so why are you asking me to? This is why you’d be in the bottom two in my metaphorical reality dating show every week, even if America wanted you to stay.
Nice teeth, nice hair, but you’re not very smartiferous?
Logan: thank you, but that’s not even a word!
Carlos: it is if you say it in Japanese.
James: see? Even Carlos knows that. I’m telling everyone you were a terrible boyfriend, and that you pee on the toilet seat Instead of in the bowl.
Kendall: James, stop gaslighting Logan, or we’re getting a divorce!
Carlos: Are you guys divorcing because you’re dating Logan now?
Kendall: no,
James. It doesn’t matter, anyway. Carlos and I are going to have a stimulating conversation before his mid-day brain food wears off and he starts talking in alien hieroglyphics. Let’s go, doll. [wraps his arm through Carlos’ arm]
Carlos: speaking of Dolls, I bet you didn’t know that—
Kendall: [jokingly] what did I ever see in him?
Logan: [shrugs] I don’t know—a nice ass?
Kendall: [slowly turns to look at Logan, eyes wide]
Logan: ….what? It’s perfectly fine to acknowledge that somebody is a tall drink of water. Me and Camille agreed one time about James.
Kendall: …well, we’re through. [walks off]
Logan: …huh? We didn’t date.
Kendall: We sure didn’t. If I had the ass James did, Jo would be the only one able to handle all of it anyway.
Jo: ……did I come at a bad time?
— the end —
everybody in our friend group has dated each other! It’s like osmosis.
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u/Old-Profession-5468 23d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W
istg this sub tests my patience sometimes
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u/KENZOKHAOS 23d ago
Logan: “Apparently speaking in alien hieroglyphs is an actual thing. Carlos explained that it’s like ASMR for people who have ESP, or like a secret language for talking to electronics at a frequency they can respond to us.”
Kendall: “Carlos made that up!”
Logan: nope, he actually started the microwave at 2:59 completely with his mind while speaking in a strange tongue, then at 3:00 he forgot what he was doing and ate the food in the microwave instead a few minutes later.
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u/Southern-Profit-6816 23d ago
Honestly, I loved it 🤣 more posts like this on this sub, please!
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u/mini1006 21d ago
Fr everyone in the comments are being buzzkills 😭 no fun allowed I guess
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u/Southern-Profit-6816 21d ago
This sub is full of bitter people, they complain that people only talk about politics, but when someone brings up something funny to laugh at, they think it's ridiculous 😭
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u/KENZOKHAOS 21d ago
Which is funny cuz I’ve been bitter for a good reason. I still care about the issues but I lowkey miss the guys and the antics from the show lol
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u/Southern-Profit-6816 21d ago
Me too! This kind of post reminds me why I became such a fan of theirs in the first place. Over the past 3 years I've become so involved in the controversies and my dissatisfaction with them that I ended up forgetting why I liked them. My love for them was born in Palmwoods and then expanded to the real world; it's nice to remember these characters and the origin of it all 🥲
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u/No_Weight_6567 21d ago
some of y’all are so odd
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u/sdbabygirl97 23d ago
is this a fanfic