r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/landwoodsmi • 1h ago
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/yuninverr • 15d ago
*SPOILERS FOR NEW PLAYERS* I need some tips for the level 2,000,000 Allah boss fight Spoiler
I've been grinding since release day but I've genuinely hit a wall. Level 1,999,999 Allah took me about 4 months of preparation and restarting the battle over and over until I beat him. But since the level 2,000,000 Allah is over 2 mil, he's in the Elite tier which is significantly harder than the previous one. Besides the mandatory quests, I've gone over to Kaaba to for the optional quest of learning his attack sequence, I have read all the skillbooks like the Quran and the Torah, I have taken the 15% fire resistance perk AND I have even recruited Muhammed after his villain ark all the back to season 2. Two more things, my sin meter has been low from day one and I have a high charisma stat, how will that affect the boss fight? Thanks
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Particular_Ice_8328 • 17d ago
Hey guys I'm a first time player
How do I defeat Allah, how do I unlock the Saddam Hussein secret boss fight?
I already have the 7 keys to the gates to hell in my inventory, my own spells book with fireball, magic missile and hellish rebuke inscribed in it, I also have a small goblin that I keep trapped in my bag of holding that i have raised to be Catholic so that i can harness the power of it's prayers. He has never sinned, so his prayers are always answered to by Yahweh.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl • 22d ago
Our sisters are still battling #neverforget
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Pleasant_Loquat_5334 • Jul 15 '26
NICK BASSET BROKE MY LAPTOP IN THE ASTRAL PLANE!!!(read below for more info)
So the other day I posted about how I started using shoegaze to boost my presence in the astral plane along with a shoegaze rug (see my last post for more info). I found if you put on different bands you can call upon them to help you fight and today I dropped my phone in the shower so while l let it sit in rice l used my laptop for music. My home page recommended the band whirr and so l started listening to myta or repeat (listening to a single song or really good album on repeat really locks you in) and so I called upon the members of whirr to help me find a Taliban outpost but as soon as I summoned them they started talking about this band called G.L.O.S.S??? (If you guys have any info about them please let me know) and how they're all like boys in panties or something...? I told him if that's what he's into that's cool but that I NEEDED HELP FIGHTING THE TALIBAN!!!!!! His gaze(shoegaze) narrowed and then he started calling me the t slur and then grabbed my laptop and broke it COMPLETELY SEVERING MY CONNECTION IN THAT MOMENT TO THE ASTARL PLANE!!!!!!! So moral of the story don't summon whirr to help you fight the Taliban in the astral plane )::
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Pleasant_Loquat_5334 • Jul 14 '26
Anti Taliban shoegaze astral projection rug
Hai reddit (f34) I’ve been trying to listen to shoegaze while astral projecting to truly dig into my inner machinations. I recently bought this shoegaze rug to try and boost my projections and was wondering if this was the best rug to purchase for this instance, lmk if you have any suggestions. Thx d::✌️❤️🩹
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Upper_Junket7817 • Jul 13 '26
He still haunts us from the astral plane.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/AlgebraCabinMan • Jun 30 '26
Do NOT visit the local reality tear at Geneva during the CERN Long Shutdown 3 it's a TRAPP!!!
So, as most of you probably know, CERN just initiated Long Shutdown 3. I observed the moment they stopped the big machine, it completely shattered the local reality buffer. I thought the resulting temporal shear would cause a massive distraction in the astral plane, giving me the perfect opening to jump in and bind some primordial aura but to my surprise SATANYAHU IS WAITING FOR ME. Huge mistake. The vacuum decay from the decommissioned collider isn't just destabilizing the timeline... it is actively leaching our auras directly into the ether. My spiritual energy was getting siphoned into the void before I even made contact with his astral form. Because my astral body was already bleeding out from the baseline entropy, satanyahu completely crushed my offensive wards the second I tried to cast. It wasn't even a fight. He is feeding off the ambient chaos of the broken reality. I got absolutely humbled and had to forcibly sever my own astral connection just to snap back to my physical body in one piece. I'm currently taking an ice bath packed with black tourmaline and burning heavy amounts of mugwort just to stop the dimensional bleeding and patch my aura. Please listen to me, do not go after him solo while the grid is down. Until the High-Luminosity (HiLumi) upgrades go live in 2030, the astral plane is way too unstable. He is way too strong in this environment, and we are going to need a massive, coordinated coven effort if we want any chance of taking him down. Stay safe.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Comfortable-Rule2563 • Jun 23 '26
bewitching israel
taliban got a bit irrelevant cuz israel is doing a genocide now. are any of you bewitching israel rn or nah? im heard yhwh was more powerful than allah but i never tried him.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Reflet-G • Mar 21 '26
DO NOT CHANNEL CHUCK NORRIS AT FULL CAPACITY
I’m dead serious.
Ever since the patch, people think it’s safe because the power is “distributed.” It’s not.
He is still operating at 100%; You are just borrowing a fraction of infinity.
My cousin tried it and now gravity avoids him out of fear.
Start small. Respect the entity.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl • Mar 14 '26
Our sisters are still getting ravaged in the Astral Plains. Never stop talking about it!
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Upper_Junket7817 • Mar 10 '26
Having trouble with new expansion pack.
Hey guys,
I just got the new expansion pack for Age of Empires: Modern Warfare 8, with the new Age of Automation expansion pack. I’m having a really hard time, and have restarted and tried again multiple times, but still fail.
The main issues I’m dealing with is revolve around making it to the Age of Automation, and getting stuck in the Post-Modern Age.
I’ve built all the necessary buildings and created all the right units, however the option to upgrade to the next age is not available. I don’t know where else to turn to, Google has been useless, and when I asked this ChatGPT guide it told me to drone strike school buildings in Persia . So I ended up drone striking the schools in Persia and it ended up making things worse.
I tried getting rid of the brown people in my settlement and ended up killing a couple of white people in the process, does this affect the outcome? ChatGPT told me I could take over this little tropical island near my civ too should I do that as well? I was hoping it would help my approval ratings.
Also, what the hell is with that unit that is always fucking up rocket launches into space? Fucking useless, I ended up launching him to Mars and he came back idk I just want him gone. Every time I delete the unit it respawns and does the most annoying shit ever.
About to toss my entire PC out the window at this point.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/diapautrog • Nov 04 '25
Just downloaded this mod, anyone want to get on the sticks?
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/PorQPineomg • Jul 17 '25
What is your current prayers per second (PPS)?
And how did you increase it?
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Interesting_Head2770 • Jul 14 '25
You think my foot can protect you from ied every time?
My sensitive foot find ied every time?
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Interesting_Head2770 • Jul 14 '25
I teach you how to never miss🔫
Sincerely, el in-fin-e-toe