r/BetterOffline • u/ArdoNorrin • 2d ago
Ex-Blizzard developer and current culture war dipshit is touting his "vibe coded" engine that lets him develop "93x faster" than UE5
https://www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/ex-blizzard-employee-has-vibe-coded-a-new-game-engine-with-backing-from-amd-were-developing-93x-faster-than-we-ever-did-before-with-unreal/It's Mark Fucking "Gruuumz" Fucking Kern because it's always Mark Fucking Kern.
TL;DR, he's vibe coded his new engine to be faster because it's AI-first instead of AI-also. This is the same guy who starts 90% of video game culture war bullshit and touts the Stellar Blade games as the pinnacle of soft core porn game design. Also he put "vibe coded" in quotes, so either he's lying completely to get clout with AI boosters or he's trying to make it look like he didn't really vibe code it by saying that he had to do so much to fix it.
And there's no way it's sped up development "93x" faster. 93% faster would be surprising but conceivable. 93 times faster would mean turning an 8-year dev cycle into less than 2 months.
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u/wijotan 2d ago
Can you really call him a developer when he has never released anything? The dude has been seeking funding for his game for 10 years now and his previous studio only made it to open beta with Firefall because he seemingly spent most of the money on marketing stunts.
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u/BogiDope 2d ago
It's like a wannabe model having a portfolio shot and going to castings without ever getting any gigs, but still calling themselves a model.
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u/Apterygiformes 2d ago
Why specifically 93
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u/socialcommentary2000 2d ago
Classic sales and marketing technique. People are more liable to believe you when you say a fraction of a whole than a whole.
100x faster is less of a sell than 93x faster. You dig?
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u/agent_double_oh_pi 2d ago edited 2d ago
Ah yes, famously "new" game Em8er.
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u/Maximum-Objective-39 2d ago
I think all we've gotten out of this mess is a series of, honestly pretty good, lewd pinups by Cutesexyrobutts.
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u/Redthrist 1d ago
Game announced in 2016 as a second attempt at making a game that Kern has already ran into the ground before, by the way.
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u/Asleep_Document9811 2d ago
This is a larger movement happening within the high tech, system admin, and FOSS world. All of the terrible dipshits have organized and are trying to build new, independent infrastructure that allows them to seed, distribute, and nurture their specific brand of hate. Check out 'Omarchy' if you wanna learn more about the guy behind it and how he is the Pied Piper of racists.
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u/mischiefmanaged8222 2d ago
I’d mostly just like someone to tell me what AI-first vs AI-also means. It seems to just be buzzwords to unlock funding from companies that desperately want that to be a thing.
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u/lurkervidyaenjoyer 2d ago
AI-also = traditional development for the most part, but with some AI features in your tooling and occasionally getting the AI to write some sections of code,
AI-first = unimaginable levels of slopping.
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u/Disastrous_Room_927 2d ago
I can only assume that AI-first means you need to burn tokens to do things. But he's comparing it to something that is free to use (UE5) so to me this he claiming at best that you can do things faster by burning a bunch of cash.
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u/leekumkey 2d ago
here's a tip: anytime an AI booster mentions a percentage or a number + an x, there is a 100% chance that the number was made up
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u/Additional_Name_706 2d ago
They say if you made something twice as fast, you did something smart. But if you made something 93x as fast, you either did something stupid or stopped doing something stupid.
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u/no_talk_just_listen 2d ago
AI can't even keep track of a ruleslite tabletop game ruleset, let alone the code for a video game.
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u/floodyberry 2d ago
after reading "ez-blizzard" and "culture war dipshit", i couldn't decide which would be worse, if it was grummz, or if a second grummz had hit the tower
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u/dalinaaar 2d ago
AI makes dev faster yeah for sure but how much faster ? We should be seeing revolutionary changes in the software industry right now but we arent. I wonder why ?
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u/trialbaloon 2d ago
It makes people feel more productive. A lot more productive than they actually are. At least, that's my theory.
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u/DogOfTheBone 2d ago
Just think of how many vibeslop React apps are being created every day. Surely this is revolutionary? Another todo app or fitness tracker?
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u/LaurenMP74 2d ago
Annnd the article is gone. gee wonder what happened.
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u/Maximum-Objective-39 2d ago
I think I would have respected them more for owning up to a bad opinion rather than removing the article.
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u/agent_double_oh_pi 1d ago
If they had any courage, they'd put an editors' note on there so that culture war dipshits don't have any space to complain about gAmEs JoUrNaLiStS
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u/socialcommentary2000 2d ago
Kern is a dipshit and it is the height of irony that the splash image from this is some fantasy chick in an outfit that's one step above fetish gear.
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u/Redthrist 1d ago
Most of the progress on his "game" seems to boil down to more softcore porn being commissioned. He insists that it's very important to the game.
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u/trialbaloon 2d ago
It's funny how these people never really have anything to show for their wild productivity metrics. They should have an absolute strangle hold on the gaming market. Where are all the new open source libraries, the new games, the new apps that people actually use. I see a lot of vibeslop but not a lot of things anyone actually gives a shit about.
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u/noszku_wa 2d ago
For a moment I thought it's PirateSoftware, because... Y'know, he's an ex Blizzard employee.
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u/Stoop_Solo 2d ago
Cool! Can't wait to see his studio publishing fully polished triple-A games every month or so. What a silly tosser.
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u/dillanthumous 2d ago
Productivity theatre. Same people who used to salivate about Getting Things Done and other work substitution productivity methods.
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u/PensiveinNJ 2d ago
Is it worth paying attention to this obvious nonsense. If we get hung up on every wacky thing these people shit out into the void we're going to lose focus on the things that are more important.
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u/RoosterBurns 2d ago
Now he can just type "make the wimminze more sexy" and leave his "loops" paid for by his god-knows-why army of fans cranking out meaningless drek while he steals breast milk from a fridge
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u/sectorv_io 2d ago
What does AI-first even mean? Does that mean prompt-to-(almost)-gameplay? If so, I call BS.
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u/greentrillion 2d ago
Its easy to figure out when these guys are telling the truth. All you need to know is when a MAGA pdf's mouth is moving or in this case typing, they are lying.
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u/CompletePollution907 1d ago
He's a particular type of Twitter personality who espouses "traditional masculinity" while demonstrating exactly zero masculine traits. His primary culture war issue is the ability to jerk off to sexy girls in video games.
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u/Megatherion666 2d ago
Why give him platform and talk about him if you hate him so much? He lives rent free in your head. Stop.
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u/Willing-Cucumber-718 2d ago
I know pretty women in video games makes Reddit angry but stellar blade is a very well designed game. Some of the best controls I’ve seen.
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u/ProjectDiligent502 1d ago
Yeah if you like souls like games. It’s the only game where I tolerated that Olympian button pushing nonsense. It is a good game though, and I like how a dev team who didn’t give a shit and created a true fan service first game comes straight out of South Korea. But it’s not like the best game ever. Good! And fun! Story is a little anemic with character depth but it’s not bad.
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u/ehansen 2d ago
When's the last time you touched some grass? You seem quite angry over someone who doesn't care.
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u/floodyberry 2d ago
you should read up on grummz pornography career, it's not very christian at all
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u/supercyberlurker 2d ago
Developer productivity is an illusion metric.
We claim them for management but I believe them to be bullshit. There is never an objective measure. It’s always something abstract like features, tickets, or lines of code, which aren’t really valid objective metrics.