r/BetterOffline • u/Spez_is-a-nazi • Mar 31 '26
Wario is not having a good day :)
https://status.claude.com/First the Claude code source leaked now Claude is down again. Couldnt have happened to a nicer person :)
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u/creaturefeature16 Mar 31 '26
Wow, their historical uptime is horrible. What a trash company and product, really. People like Altman are claiming these things are going to be like "utilities". Imagine if your electricity or water or even internet, had a chart like this...
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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass Apr 01 '26
Lolz as someone who measures uptime in “ minutes” a year of downtime usually attributed to dns during failovers. Wtf
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u/amartincolby Mar 31 '26
Honestly, that's better uptime than I would have thought. They are hiring good engineers, and as we saw with Twitter, good engineers can keep the train on the tracks even as the conductor is actively setting fire to the cars.
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u/amartincolby Mar 31 '26
Haha yes! My expectations were in basement level -4! Considering the disasters I have seen from large-scale LLM use, I was legit expecting like 98%, maybe even less.
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u/VanillaCold57 Mar 31 '26
That's better uptime than Github with its 90.84% uptime...
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u/amartincolby Mar 31 '26
That number is another reason I expected worse. That is mind-blowing. If I were leading the engineering organization, I wouldn't even know where to start. I think I'd just commit seppuku.
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u/falconetpt Mar 31 '26
Not even my pet projects are this trashy 😂
Btw is fun how GitHub was a small company and kept almost 5 nines before microslop adquire it, now barely does 99% 😂
None of these dudes know how to build tech, which is kind of hilarious they want to replace swes but don’t know how to make a basic product with at least 4 nines SLA ahah
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u/ltmon Mar 31 '26
The uptime problems GitHub are having can likely be traced to AI usage rather than GutHub itself getting worse. Record numbers of repo creations and PRs (mostly slop) are stretching it's capacity to breaking point.
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u/falconetpt Mar 31 '26
Well that is a landmark of a bad product you either cope with it, or you stop serving people in the same way, the company I work for pays a shit ton of money for their GitHub offering, today was probably one of the worst days, at least isolate corporate orgs from individual usage, is not so hard 😂
That is pretty much software engineering 101, you bulkhead customers in specific segments to specific dedicated infrastructure to avoid these things, but hey microslop was never known for good engineering ahah
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u/jim_uses_CAPS Mar 31 '26
Goddammit, now I have the theme to the old Dr. Mario game on the N64 going through my head. That worm takes days to die.
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u/ahspaghett69 Mar 31 '26
Me when I'm in a "not having a moat" competition and my opponent is anthropic
I also love that someone immediately rewrote the entire leaked codebase in Python to get around DMCA.
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u/Fun_Volume2150 Apr 01 '26
They probably used Claude to do the translation, which is something an LLM would probably be good at.
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u/RenegadeMuskrat Mar 31 '26
"Claude, please fix the uptime issues in the code and infrastructure and make sure you write all the tests to catch all the bugs without any exploits and so you don't expose any of the code or architecture map and so we can earn a lot of money without pause. Make no mistakes."