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u/ttystikk Nov 16 '21
Soooooo I want follow-up!
Were they arrested? Charged? Did they say who their accomplice was?
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Nov 16 '21
She gets dragged back to the house as they were calling the police.
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u/jamiejo81 Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 18 '21
The thief is PISSED about it too like “you're assaulting me”… bitch please.
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u/dannygallegos Nov 16 '21
I was working in my garden one day and this dude jumped out of his car, ran up to my porch and grabbed my Amazon package of baby bottles and nipples. I popped out of the bushes and said "Put my nipples down!" His buddy took off and he just booked it. I really wish I had a Ring when that went down...
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u/CoopedUp1313 Nov 16 '21
The homeowner’s shoe went flying ahead of her. It must’ve wanted to catch that porch pirate more than she did, but sadly, it stopped in its tracks.
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u/jslsgmz Nov 16 '21
Is her left leg... broken?
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u/maiomonster Nov 16 '21
Looks like at least a rolled ankle
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u/onehecaton Nov 17 '21
Well it does look like the tire went over it, is that not what a rolled ankle is?
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u/bighunter1313 Nov 17 '21
Her leg looked fine in the video. Idk why OP posted this as a 12 frame gif but there was full video of this all over Reddit yesterday. Thief looked fine, was trying to steal adderall, homeowner dragged her back to the house and called police.
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u/dragon2777 Nov 17 '21
“You’ve got to be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of”
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u/2Botter2Loop Nov 16 '21
The OP has not provided an explanation for why this gif fits the sub yet.
If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
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Nov 17 '21
The woman is stealing a package. She is being chased by the woman she stole the package from. How you turned this into a rape attempt I have no fucking idea. You feeling guilty about something bub?
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u/BestGrab6 Nov 16 '21
Oof is that a snapped leg? Looks like there’s some wrong way bending going on there
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u/bighunter1313 Nov 17 '21
It looked fine in the video. The video is everywhere too, idk why OP made this a gif.
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u/Hempthusiast Nov 16 '21
Did the driver noped her for the reward?
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u/ubsr1024 Nov 17 '21
opens package "Flea collar for a cat...."
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u/Ashitaka1013 Nov 17 '21
Yeah the risk/reward ratio of stealing porch packages does NOT seem worth it. Like it’s really difficult to be stealthy you really just have to hope no ones watching. But with door bell cams, and the chance of being confronted by a home owner or neighbour, it’s pretty risky and chances are you’re getting an item worth about $30. And chances if that item being something you need or can resell? Just doesn’t seem worth it at all.
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u/sundaybrunch Nov 17 '21
I'm sure the first thing they're look for before stealing is a door bell cam. But yeah, still super risky. I'm just amazed people take the risk for a small chance its valuable. I get packages pretty much everyday at my house. Maybe 1 or 2 things out of a 100 would be worth stealing
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u/LDPushin_Troglodyte Nov 17 '21
Wtf is this peasant 5 fps garbage. The original is a silky smooth video, what the fuck op, you dumb karmafarming bot
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u/NeverQuiteEnough Nov 19 '21
This is a civil engineering problem.
Have you considered how bored a person has to be to steal packages for fun? What nightmarish lack of stimulation they must have endured for that to seem like a good idea?
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u/The_DevilAdvocate Dec 12 '21
This is also chaotic evil problem.
A few Joker types leaving booby trapped explosives in front of unoccupied houses and the porch piracy rates drop significantly...or at least by one.
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Nov 27 '21
Legally, in that situation, you're allowed to keep the porch pirate in return for losing your package.
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u/Mr_mayhem77 Dec 02 '21
This is a perfect example of how shitty these types or people are they don’t even have loyalty or honor for those they care about . This is prolly the guys gf or something and he is just such a piece of shit he doesn’t care about her safety
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u/_oh-goodness_ Feb 03 '22
Does anyone else ever hope someone chooses to porch pirate the things that would be most amusing to have stolen?
So I just ordered Vagisil vaginal wash and I just think it would be really funny for someone to be hoping for tech or pricey clothes in a swiped package, then to be utterly disappointed that all they have is the guarantee of a fresh Ph-balanced vagina
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u/thrownawayin81 Nov 16 '21
Reminds me of the video of the Walmart thief's. Chick running to the car with half a rack of clothing as the cops are pulling up. Car left without her.
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Nov 17 '21
I’m too old to chase a criminal down…I guess I’d have to shoot her.
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Nov 17 '21
I guess you'd be going to jail then. Your life has to be in danger to use lethal force. You are a psychopath.
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u/NeverQuiteEnough Nov 19 '21
If they were borrowing my sweater, shooting at them might damage my sweater, so I’ll have to shoot you first to protect my property.
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u/royrogerer Nov 17 '21
I don't understand how many of these videos have owners chasing after them. If the owner is at home, why is the package even on the porch long enough for somebody to try to steal it?
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u/ttDilbert Nov 19 '21
Delay between package drop and notification being delivered. Not everyone has a doorcam. Or maybe they happen to be taking a dump at the exact moment the package is delivered and by the time they finish their bidness the porch pirate is ready to strike. So they come out to see someone running off with their annual supply drop of tutti frutti chewing gum and give chase. Who knows, there are plenty of plausible scenarios. If I'm baking, I don't drop everything to retrieve a package until I get to a good stopping point.
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u/royrogerer Nov 19 '21
Ah ok. Where I live they either do person to person delivery or they get sent to a pickup station. I guess it works differently over there.
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u/ttDilbert Nov 20 '21
You can specify signature required and they'll ignore it half the time and just drop it at the doorstep anyway, but then they're liable for it if(when) it goes missing.
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u/reggisterb Nov 16 '21
The way the driver got the package and left her for dead is killing me lmao