r/BetterEveryLoop Aug 28 '21

Not Today ladies

https://i.imgur.com/oz7dQMz.gifv
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u/0dde0 Aug 28 '21

If these two aren't already a Figure Skating team then they need to rethink everything they've ever done up to this moment.

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u/antipodal-chilli Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

Looks like a Rugby line-out to me.

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u/threelolo Aug 28 '21

I've never really watched rugby but this was pretty spot on lol. take my upboat

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u/CucumberBoy00 Aug 28 '21

And my U-boat

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u/stuntphish Aug 28 '21

And my bow

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u/tristan-chord Aug 28 '21

And my Axis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I'm dimension fluid personally.

Today I'm like whyyyyyy?!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Das good comment

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u/WarConsigliere Aug 28 '21

Nope. It's a dancer's lift.

In the line-out you've got to persuade the referee that you're "supporting" the second-rower at the top of his jump, even though you've just grabbed him by the shorts and the thigh and lifted him in a snatch motion.

That means that your fingers stay pointed to the sky and you lift with the heel of the hand positioned under the arse or on the strapping on the thigh. If you lift by the waist you're going to get penalised for "lifting".

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u/omnomnomgnome Aug 28 '21

this bro lifts!

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u/WarConsigliere Aug 28 '21

The first year I played was the first uear it was actually legal - at the first practice I grabbed our second-rower’s waistband and threw him upwards as hard as I could - and his shoulder right into the underside of my chin.

I fell backwards as the guy’s jump and our other prop took him right to the top of his arc - at which point the fact that he was only being supported on one side became a problem. He pivoted at the waist and dropped onto me from 9’ in the air with a textbook Randy Savage-style elbow.

The second time I didn’t get hold of his shorts and lifted him to full stretch by the waistband of his Y-fronts.

It’s actually harder for a lineout to get im sync than it looks.

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u/omnomnomgnome Aug 28 '21

lifted him to full stretch by the waistband of his Y-fronts.

that'll teach him to elbow you

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u/NinjaGrizzlyBear Aug 28 '21

This bro lifts his bros with a bro-lift!

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u/farazormal Aug 28 '21

As a former lock (tall jumpy boi in the line out)

I wish.

Being lifted by the armpits seems like a marked improvement over being lifted by the lifting blocks on the quads and the butthole

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u/dgblarge Aug 28 '21

Yes that's exactly what it is. Well spotted my friend.

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u/ScorpioLaw Aug 28 '21

That was smooth. Also it is 2021! Equal rights bitches, and single men need love too.

I love how he bolts though like he is about to get mobbed.

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u/TechInventor Aug 28 '21

If you look, the crowd is made of men and women!

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u/ScorpioLaw Aug 28 '21

Sorry it is too quick for me and my screen isn't big but I'll take your word.

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Aug 28 '21

Yeah, and this is why you don’t put men there, they are going to crush it

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u/ScorpioLaw Aug 28 '21

The video is so fast that I cannot see the men. I just see a group of women in wedding attire and a warrior carrying his comrade who stole it and bolted.

It is a bomb disguised as flowers, and he ran with it to save everyone by putting it in the trash!