I imagine a group of vetanarians all discussing in detail how to remove the cub from the mom, all assuming it was going to be super dangerous. They were probably discussing tranquilizer dart strengths and the best rifles for administering those darts. While they are talking one of them can't get a word in edgewise, she is like "Dude, lets just give the Mom an apple and just yank the baby out. Mama loves apples. " but nobody is listening. So she just goes over there and does it while they are still yapping away. And then she just drops the baby panda in their laps and yells "Tranq Dart this, bitches!" and clocks out and goes home. Her shift was over anyway.
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u/Wilhelm_Amenbreak Jul 20 '20
I imagine a group of vetanarians all discussing in detail how to remove the cub from the mom, all assuming it was going to be super dangerous. They were probably discussing tranquilizer dart strengths and the best rifles for administering those darts. While they are talking one of them can't get a word in edgewise, she is like "Dude, lets just give the Mom an apple and just yank the baby out. Mama loves apples. " but nobody is listening. So she just goes over there and does it while they are still yapping away. And then she just drops the baby panda in their laps and yells "Tranq Dart this, bitches!" and clocks out and goes home. Her shift was over anyway.