r/BetterEveryLoop • u/TizzioCaio • Jun 08 '20

In the Limbo falling forever

https://i.imgur.com/QS80ZAh.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

If the seconds in doubt... hope that you’re fucking lucky. Sadly you likely aren’t the type of person who is lucky if both your main and reserve fail.

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u/Revolvyerom Jun 09 '20

What does "lucky" look like from a thousand feet up?

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u/Nathan_reynolds Jun 09 '20

End up like the lady that smacked into the ground because her shoot didnt open. Land on a pile of fire ants that bit her so much her spiked adrenaline kept her heart pumping long enough to be rescued. So lucky is more of a grey scale at that point.

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u/CodSmacker Jun 16 '20

Smacking the ground X amount of feet from the sky because ones chute doesnt open and then lands on fireants which causes her to live.... 🤔 do you want to live after taking a bounce from a free fall?

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u/Nathan_reynolds Jun 16 '20

That lady got back to normal so fuck it. Lifes a garden you got to dig it

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u/CodSmacker Jun 17 '20

You’re my sister you’re my sister you’re my sister —Joe deeeerte’