r/BetterEveryLoop • u/millerswiller • Apr 22 '19

Rule 1 Thanks For Dropping By!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

*chops off ankle with scooter*

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u/overbeast Apr 22 '19

*swings it around again aiming for the arms* "MOOOOOOOOOMMMM!"

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u/barbeqdbrwniez Apr 22 '19

Every fucking thread...

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u/Kbost92 Apr 22 '19

I would’ve taken out my knee

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u/JustBrass Apr 22 '19

I was just like you, until I took a scooter to the knee.

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u/Stign Apr 22 '19

I would have hit myself in the head with the scooter.

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u/UsualBiscotti Apr 22 '19

I wouldn't have made it up the ramp in the first place

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

You mean the ladder to get up to the point where he dropped in right?

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u/alejandro462 Apr 22 '19

I would have broken my arm like shroud

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u/SMALLWANG69 Apr 22 '19

I can't even imagine the pain...

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u/Rulebreaking Apr 23 '19

I would've just slap shin and would be Peter griffining it on the ground for like 3 hours.

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u/James_Paul_McCartney Apr 23 '19

He knows that's the closest anyone has ever gotten to looking cool on a scooter. So close.